The whole smoking deal is all a matter of perspective.  The 'educators' tell
kids that it makes your breath and clothes smell, your teeth get stained,
and it can kill you.  Kids don't care about those things.  I prefer to tell
kids that smoking will make you grow two butts, grow hair where hair has no
business growing, for boys it'll make your thingie shrink and fall off, and
girls will never grow boobies.  I prefer the tactics of fear and deception.
Oh yeah, another favorite one that I like to tell kids is that if they
smoke, hamburgers taste like liver and onions!!  That'll do it!

Respectfully and I am not a crackpot,

Michael
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