Darn! need any more people? how about a signing bonus...

Actually instead of kneecapping the jerk just put some potatos up the
muffler of his car and about a couple of boxes of moth flakes in his gas
tank. Hit the thing he values most, his pocketbook.

larry

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Larry C. Lyons
ColdFusion/Web Developer
EBStor.com
8870 Rixlew Lane, Suite 204
Manassas, Virginia 20109-3795
tel:   (703) 393-7930
fax:   (703) 393-2659
Web:   http://www.ebstor.com
       http://www.pacel.com
email: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Gary P. McNeel, Jr. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Wednesday, November 28, 2001 11:52 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: RE: Grrrr... MANAGEMENT!!!
> 
> 
> Wow. Very nurturing and supportive work environment, at least 
> as far as this
> guy goes.
> 
> I cannot think of anything (short of breathing, eating, you 
> know, staying
> alive) than my son (or your daughter).
> 
> I have a plan. Tell me where the SOB parks, I will kneecap 
> him. No questions
> asked. Baseball bat, footsteps, get's near car. BAM!!!
> 
> Also, I am management (sorry). So, it stands to reason, I can 
> say, "Vinny,
> go ahead and take a week..., no make that a month, off, all 
> expenses. No,
> no, I know what you are going to say Vinny. No, don't EVEN worry about
> checking email, the servers, whatever. I know, I know, we'll 
> take care of
> it, you're worth it. And here is that $10K bonus we talked 
> about. Go buy a
> pony (or horse) for your daughter. After all, her happiness 
> is the most
> important thing in the world to all of us."
> 
> -Gary
> 
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Vinny DiDonato [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> > Sent: Wednesday, November 28, 2001 8:28 AM
> > To: CF-Community
> > Subject: Grrrr... MANAGEMENT!!!
> >
> >
> > Hey all:
> >
> > You know... It's only 9:30 in the morning and I'm already 
> aggravated.
> > Right now, as it stands, my two biggest priorities are to fix some
> > issues with our e-commerce system and to develop a contest 
> form complete
> > with reporting capabilities by Friday.
> >
> > My good ol' boss decides it's more important to figure out 
> why the word
> > "Travel" is appearing in one of the web pages instead of 
> the word "Hot".
> >
> > Stop the presses!  It reads "TRAVEL", not "HOT"!!! CALL IN 
> THE NATIONAL
> > GUARD!
> >
> > Then, he sends me emails asking questions which require one word
> > answers.  He sits right next to me... He also instant 
> messages me to ask
> > questions too.
> >
> > Uh, dude... You *can* ask me out loud.  Wouldn't hurt to 
> get up and walk
> > over either.  Hey, as a matter of fact, if you asked me to 
> get up and
> > walk six feet to your desk, I would!
> >
> > And yesterday, when I found a new problem with our commerce 
> system I got
> > kind of down about it because it gets frustrating.  The day before
> > (Monday) I was in a good mood having improved site performance.  He
> > comes to me and says "Funny... The irony of your attitude today and
> > yesterday.  Maybe you shouldn't be so thrilled about the things you
> > fix."
> >
> > The best was when my wife and I were at a dinner party with some
> > coworkers and we were talking about our daughter with 
> someone else.  He
> > butts in and comments "There are more important things in 
> life than your
> > children."  WTF?!
> >
> > I don't know... Maybe he's pissed at me because of 
> reorganization in the
> > company and the sole web developer/DBA/Network Admin (uhh... me) no
> > longer reports to him.
> >
> > Arggg... I just got back from a week off and now I need another
> > vacation.
> >
> > Thanks for letting me vent.  I can't wait to get to Karate class
> > tonight.
> >
> > -V
> > 
> 
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