Find other person and play "paper towel" football across the aisles... Use other shoppers and their shopping carts for blocking.
At 11:58 AM 12/6/2001 -0600, you wrote: >15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/significant other >is taking his/her sweet time: > >1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when >they aren't looking. >2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute >intervals. >3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms. >4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 >in housewares,'...and see what happens. >5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. >6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. >7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers >you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding >department. >8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why >can't you people just leave me alone? >9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you >pick your nose. >10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he >knows where the anti-depressants are. >11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme >from 'Mission Impossible'. >12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different >size funnels. >13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK >ME! PICK ME!!!!!!' >14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal >position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'. > >and last but not least, > >15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly ... 'Hey! We're out of >toilet paper in here!'. > >Michael Corrigan >Programmer >Endora Digital Solutions >www.endoradigital.com >630/942-5211 x-134 > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
