The worst I did was cement in some ones washing machine. High school graduation party at a house. The bag of cement was next to the washing machine. Turn on the washing machine, toss in a few handfuls, and went home.
At 12:18 PM 12/6/2001 -0600, you wrote: >LMAO!! > >That is way too funny!! I've always wanted to do stuff like that, but >I'm always too chicken or get all giggly and can't go through with it. >With my luck I would get busted and get my butt kicked. The worst thing >that I did along these lines was to saran wrap the toilet at college >once and Vaseline the seat of another. The saran wrap one worked >exceptionally well because I did it on a Saturday night when everyone in >the dorm would be drunk and not pay much attention. Well, one guy puked >in it...er..well on it. > >Michael Corrigan >Programmer >Endora Digital Solutions >www.endoradigital.com >630/942-5211 x-134 > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Philip Arnold - ASP > To: CF-Community > Sent: Thursday, December 06, 2001 12:02 PM > Subject: RE: Fun at Wal-Mart > > > ROFLOL!!!! > > I just have to try some of these in the supermarkets over here... > > Saying that, I have put some tampons into a single guy's shopping cart >while > he was "away" and then covered it with his stuff... followed him at a > distance to the check-out... it was fantastic to see his reaction when >he > was loading up the conveyor... > > Philip Arnold > Technical Director > Certified ColdFusion Developer > ASP Multimedia Limited > T: +44 (0)20 8680 1133 > F: +44 (0)20 8686 7911 > > An ISO9001 registered company. > > ********************************************************************** > This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and > intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they > are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify > the system manager. > ********************************************************************** > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > Sent: 06 December 2001 17:59 > > To: CF-Community > > Subject: Fun at Wal-Mart > > > > > > 15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/significant >other > > is taking his/her sweet time: > > > > 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when > > they aren't looking. > > 2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute > > intervals. > > 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms. > > 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, >'Code 3 > > in housewares,'...and see what happens. > > 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. > > 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. > > 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers > > you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding > > department. > > 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why > > can't you people just leave me alone? > > 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while >you > > pick your nose. > > 10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if >he > > knows where the anti-depressants are. > > 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the >theme > > from 'Mission Impossible'. > > 12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using >different > > size funnels. > > 13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say >'PICK > > ME! PICK ME!!!!!!' > > 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the >fetal > > position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'. > > > > and last but not least, > > > > 15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly ... 'Hey! We're out >of > > toilet paper in here!'. > > > > Michael Corrigan > > Programmer > > Endora Digital Solutions > > www.endoradigital.com > > 630/942-5211 x-134 > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
