On Wed, Feb 4, 2009 at 12:26 AM, Gruss Gott <[email protected]> wrote:
> Dump. Money. Into. The. Economy. This year, taxpayers will receive an economic stimulus payment. This is a very exciting new program that i will explain using the Q&A format: Q. What is an economic stimulus payment? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where will the government get this money? A. From taxpayers. Q. So the government is giving me back my own money? A. Only a smidgen. Q. What is the purpose of this money? A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy. Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China? A. Shut up! Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the us economy by spending yor stimulus check wisely: If you spend that money at Walmart, all the money will go to China. If you spend it on gasoline, it will go to the Arabs. If you purchase a computer, it will go to India. If you purchase fruit & vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, & Guatemala (unless you buy organic) If you buy a car, it will go to Japan. If you purchase worthless crap it will go to Taiwan. and none, yes none of it will help the American economy. We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in America by spening it at a yard sale, going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes (like spitzer), beer (domestic only), or tattoos, since those are the only business still in the U.S. hope to see you at my yard (room) sale this spring. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;207172674;29440083;f Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:287296 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5
