heh. Reminds me of this one: Roy Rogers went into town and bought some brand new boots. While riding back home through the vally, a mountain lion attacked him. A long struggle ensued and during the struggle, the lion grabbed Roy's new boots off his feet and ran off into the woods.
Well, Roy was pretty upset, went back into town and formed a posse to get this lion. The posse went to the scene of the attack and started hunting for the lion. One of the posse noticed a lion perched on a cliff staring down at them with a torn up pair of boots right between his feet. So the man said: "Pardon me Roy, Is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?" :) ----- Original Message ----- From: "Erika L. Walker-Arnold" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, June 04, 2002 7:31 AM Subject: Froggie Loan > Just because it's my all time favorite joke ... Felt the need to pass it > on again. :-) > > ---------------- > A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her > name plate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get > a $30,000 loan to take a vacation." > > Pattie looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says > his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, > he knows the bank manager. > > Pattie explains that he will need to secure the loan with some > collateral. The frog says "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny > porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly > formed. > > Very confused, Pattie explains that she'll have to consult with the bank > manager and disappears into a back office. > > She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out > there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants > to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I > mean, what in the world is this?" > > Ready?? > . > . > . > . > . > . > > "It's a knick-knack, Pattie Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a > Rolling Stone." > > > Erika > With a K > Rolling on the floor in fits of laughter. > > ______________________________________________________________________ Signup for the Fusion Authority news alert and keep up with the latest news in ColdFusion and related topics. http://www.fusionauthority.com/signup.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
