That's a good one.

-----Original Message-----
From: Beth F [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] 
Sent: Tuesday, June 04, 2002 10:49 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: Froggie Loan

I have a worse one.


Little Johnny gets home from his first school bus ride. His mom asks him
how
it was.

"Oh, great, Mom. The bus was all painted inside with pictures of Sesame
Street characters. It was cool! And at the next stop, two really fat
girls
got on and - pretty funny - they're both named Patty."

"Johnny, we shouldn't say `fat.' Say `obese' instead."

"OK. And then at the next stop, a kid named Ross got on. He's a retard."

"Johnny, we don't say people are retarded, we call them `special'."

"OK. And then, this was cool mom. This was gross. Lester Cheese took off
his
shoes and was picking things on his feet - he said they were `bunions' -
and
it was soooo gross."

"Well, it sounds like you had a fun time on your first day riding the
school
bus."

"Yeah, who wouldn't have fun with those two obese Patties, special Ross,
Lester Cheese picking bunions on a Sesame Street bus."


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