That's far worse than my frog.

<double groan!>

Erika
With a K
Putting cotton in my ears to not hear these jokes I read out load.
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>>| -----Original Message-----
>>| From: Beth F [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] 
>>| Sent: 04 June 2002 16:49
>>| To: CF-Community
>>| Subject: Re: Froggie Loan
>>| 
>>| 
>>| I have a worse one.
>>| 
>>| 
>>| Little Johnny gets home from his first school bus ride. His 
>>| mom asks him how it was.
>>| 
>>| "Oh, great, Mom. The bus was all painted inside with 
>>| pictures of Sesame Street characters. It was cool! And at 
>>| the next stop, two really fat girls got on and - pretty 
>>| funny - they're both named Patty."
>>| 
>>| "Johnny, we shouldn't say `fat.' Say `obese' instead."
>>| 
>>| "OK. And then at the next stop, a kid named Ross got on. 
>>| He's a retard."
>>| 
>>| "Johnny, we don't say people are retarded, we call them `special'."
>>| 
>>| "OK. And then, this was cool mom. This was gross. Lester 
>>| Cheese took off his shoes and was picking things on his 
>>| feet - he said they were `bunions' - and it was soooo gross."
>>| 
>>| "Well, it sounds like you had a fun time on your first day 
>>| riding the school bus."
>>| 
>>| "Yeah, who wouldn't have fun with those two obese Patties, 
>>| special Ross, Lester Cheese picking bunions on a Sesame Street bus."
>>| 
>>| 
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