I have a worse one.
Little Johnny gets home from his first school bus ride. His mom asks him how it was. "Oh, great, Mom. The bus was all painted inside with pictures of Sesame Street characters. It was cool! And at the next stop, two really fat girls got on and - pretty funny - they're both named Patty." "Johnny, we shouldn't say `fat.' Say `obese' instead." "OK. And then at the next stop, a kid named Ross got on. He's a retard." "Johnny, we don't say people are retarded, we call them `special'." "OK. And then, this was cool mom. This was gross. Lester Cheese took off his shoes and was picking things on his feet - he said they were `bunions' - and it was soooo gross." "Well, it sounds like you had a fun time on your first day riding the school bus." "Yeah, who wouldn't have fun with those two obese Patties, special Ross, Lester Cheese picking bunions on a Sesame Street bus." ______________________________________________________________________ Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
