You want fries with that? > I have a worse one. > > > Little Johnny gets home from his first school bus ride. His mom asks him how > it was. > > "Oh, great, Mom. The bus was all painted inside with pictures of Sesame > Street characters. It was cool! And at the next stop, two really fat girls > got on and - pretty funny - they're both named Patty." > > "Johnny, we shouldn't say `fat.' Say `obese' instead." > > "OK. And then at the next stop, a kid named Ross got on. He's a retard." > > "Johnny, we don't say people are retarded, we call them `special'." > > "OK. And then, this was cool mom. This was gross. Lester Cheese took off his > shoes and was picking things on his feet - he said they were `bunions' - and > it was soooo gross." > > "Well, it sounds like you had a fun time on your first day riding the school > bus." > > "Yeah, who wouldn't have fun with those two obese Patties, special Ross, > Lester Cheese picking bunions on a Sesame Street bus." > > ______________________________________________________________________ Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm
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