I had to revise this a bit ... >>| -----Original Message----- >>| From: Kevin Schmidt [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] >>| Subject: FW: The Married Man's Score Board
>>| The Married Man's Score Board >>| >>| (NOTE: A score of "0" means it was expected of him) >>| >>| SIMPLE DUTIES >>| -------------------------- >>| * You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light panty-liners with wings: -10 You can't send men for that stuff. >>| * But return with beer: +10 Yeehaw! >>| * You check out a suspicious noise at night: 0 >>| * You check out a suspicious noise at night and it's nothing: 0 >>| * You check out a suspicious noise at night and it's something: +5 >>| * You pummel it with a six iron: +10 >>| >>| SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS >>| ----------------------------------------- >>| * You stay by her side the entire party: -10 Go find someone to talk to, I want to mingle! >>| * You stay by her side for awhile, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy: +5 >>| * Named Tiffany: 0 Well, he is allowed to talk to other women! >>| * Tiffany is a dancer: 0 >>| * Tiffany has implants: 0 He just can't touch! :) >>| >>| SATURDAY AFTERNOONS >>| -------------------------------------------- >>| * You spend the day watching college football in your underwear: +10 Wish we had American College Football here.... >>| >>| HER BIRTHDAY >>| --------------------------- >>| * You take her out to dinner: 0 >>| * You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar: -5 Bummer. >>| * OK it's a sports bar: +10 Woohoo!!!! What's on! >>| * You give her a gift: 0 >>| * You give her a gift and it's a small appliance: -50 Who wants an appliance!!! Unless it is computer oriented! :) >>| >>| A NIGHT OUT WITH YOUR PALS >>| �---------------------------------------------------------- >>| * You have a few beers: +10 ... Phil can't drink beer! >>| * For every beer after three: +1 again >>| * And miss curfew by an hour: 0 >>| >>| A NIGHT OUT, JUST THE TWO OF YOU >>| �----------------------------------------------------------------- >>| * You go see a comic: +2 >>| * He's crude and sexist: +10 >>| * You laugh: +20 >>| * You laugh too much: +20 >>| * She's not laughing: I would laugh >>| * You laugh harder: +25 >>| ______________________________________________________________________ Signup for the Fusion Authority news alert and keep up with the latest news in ColdFusion and related topics. http://www.fusionauthority.com/signup.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
