You know, I really don't like a man in a thong. Levi's and no shirt, yes.
----- Original Message ----- From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, June 04, 2002 9:38 AM Subject: RE: The Married Man's Score Board > Eri*K*a, > > how many points when he spends the day watching college > football in your underwear?? > > -Benny > > > I had to revise this a bit ... > > > > >>| -----Original Message----- > > >>| From: Kevin Schmidt [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > >>| Subject: FW: The Married Man's Score Board > > > > >>| The Married Man's Score Board > > >>| > > >>| (NOTE: A score of "0" means it was expected of him) > > >>| > > >>| SIMPLE DUTIES > > >>| -------------------------- > > >>| * You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light panty-liners with > > wings: -10 You can't send men for that stuff. > > >>| * But return with beer: +10 Yeehaw! > > >>| * You check out a suspicious noise at night: 0 > > >>| * You check out a suspicious noise at night and it's nothing: 0 > > >>| * You check out a suspicious noise at night and it's something: +5 > > >>| * You pummel it with a six iron: +10 > > >>| > > >>| SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS > > >>| ----------------------------------------- > > >>| * You stay by her side the entire party: -10 Go find someone to talk > > to, I want to mingle! > > >>| * You stay by her side for awhile, then leave to chat with a college > > drinking buddy: +5 > > >>| * Named Tiffany: 0 Well, he is allowed to talk to other women! > > >>| * Tiffany is a dancer: 0 > > >>| * Tiffany has implants: 0 He just can't touch! :) > > >>| > > >>| SATURDAY AFTERNOONS > > >>| -------------------------------------------- > > >>| * You spend the day watching college football in your underwear: +10 > > Wish we had American College Football here.... > > >>| > > >>| HER BIRTHDAY > > >>| --------------------------- > > >>| * You take her out to dinner: 0 > > >>| * You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar: -5 Bummer. > > >>| * OK it's a sports bar: +10 Woohoo!!!! What's on! > > >>| * You give her a gift: 0 > > >>| * You give her a gift and it's a small appliance: -50 Who wants an > > appliance!!! Unless it is computer oriented! :) > > >>| > > >>| A NIGHT OUT WITH YOUR PALS > > >>| �---------------------------------------------------------- > > >>| * You have a few beers: +10 ... Phil can't drink beer! > > >>| * For every beer after three: +1 again > > >>| * And miss curfew by an hour: 0 > > >>| > > >>| A NIGHT OUT, JUST THE TWO OF YOU > > >>| �----------------------------------------------------------------- > > >>| * You go see a comic: +2 > > >>| * He's crude and sexist: +10 > > >>| * You laugh: +20 > > >>| * You laugh too much: +20 > > >>| * She's not laughing: I would laugh > > >>| * You laugh harder: +25 > > >>| > > > > > ______________________________________________________________________ Signup for the Fusion Authority news alert and keep up with the latest news in ColdFusion and related topics. http://www.fusionauthority.com/signup.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
