Yeah, he better be half-naked at least. He's not allowed to wear my underwear ...
Now if we could just get American Football at a decent time around here. It's bad enough we have to tape the Yankee games so I can watch Baseball. Can't wait 'til we buy a house and I tell him I want Satellite for the big screen TV. <grin> Erika With a K Watching co-ed naked football on a 50 inch screen for a better tomorrow. ------------------------------------------------------------ >>| -----Original Message----- >>| From: Beth F [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] >>| >>| You know, I really don't like a man in a thong. >>| Levi's and no shirt, yes. >>| >>| >>| ----- Original Message ----- >>| From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >>| To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >>| Sent: Tuesday, June 04, 2002 9:38 AM >>| Subject: RE: The Married Man's Score Board >>| >>| >>| > Eri*K*a, >>| > >>| > how many points when he spends the day watching college >>| football in >>| > your underwear?? >>| > >>| > -Benny >>| > >>| > > I had to revise this a bit ... >>| > > >>| > > >>| -----Original Message----- >>| > > >>| From: Kevin Schmidt [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] >>| > > >>| Subject: FW: The Married Man's Score Board >>| > > >>| > > >>| The Married Man's Score Board >>| > > >>| >>| > > >>| (NOTE: A score of "0" means it was expected of him) >>| > > >>| >>| > > >>| SIMPLE DUTIES >>| > > >>| -------------------------- >>| > > >>| * You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light >>| panty-liners >>| > > >>| with >>| > > wings: -10 You can't send men for that stuff. >>| > > >>| * But return with beer: +10 Yeehaw! >>| > > >>| * You check out a suspicious noise at night: 0 >>| > > >>| * You check out a suspicious noise at night and >>| it's nothing: 0 >>| > > >>| * You check out a suspicious noise at night and >>| it's something: >>| > > >>| +5 >>| > > >>| * You pummel it with a six iron: +10 >>| > > >>| >>| > > >>| SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS >>| > > >>| ----------------------------------------- >>| > > >>| * You stay by her side the entire party: -10 Go >>| find someone to >>| > > >>| talk >>| > > to, I want to mingle! >>| > > >>| * You stay by her side for awhile, then leave to >>| chat with a >>| > > >>| college >>| > > drinking buddy: +5 >>| > > >>| * Named Tiffany: 0 Well, he is allowed to talk to >>| other women! >>| > > >>| * Tiffany is a dancer: 0 >>| > > >>| * Tiffany has implants: 0 He just can't touch! :) >>| > > >>| >>| > > >>| SATURDAY AFTERNOONS >>| > > >>| -------------------------------------------- >>| > > >>| * You spend the day watching college football in >>| your underwear: >>| > > >>| +10 >>| > > Wish we had American College Football here.... >>| > > >>| >>| > > >>| HER BIRTHDAY >>| > > >>| --------------------------- >>| > > >>| * You take her out to dinner: 0 >>| > > >>| * You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports >>| bar: -5 Bummer. >>| > > >>| * OK it's a sports bar: +10 Woohoo!!!! What's on! >>| > > >>| * You give her a gift: 0 >>| > > >>| * You give her a gift and it's a small appliance: >>| -50 Who wants >>| > > >>| an >>| > > appliance!!! Unless it is computer oriented! :) >>| > > >>| >>| > > >>| A NIGHT OUT WITH YOUR PALS >>| > > >>| �---------------------------------------------------------- >>| > > >>| * You have a few beers: +10 ... Phil can't drink beer! >>| > > >>| * For every beer after three: +1 again >>| > > >>| * And miss curfew by an hour: 0 >>| > > >>| >>| > > >>| A NIGHT OUT, JUST THE TWO OF YOU >>| > > >>| >>| �--------------------------------------------------------------- >>| > > >>| -- >>| > > >>| * You go see a comic: +2 >>| > > >>| * He's crude and sexist: +10 >>| > > >>| * You laugh: +20 >>| > > >>| * You laugh too much: +20 >>| > > >>| * She's not laughing: I would laugh >>| > > >>| * You laugh harder: +25 >>| > > >>| >>| > > >>| > > >>| > >>| ______________________________________________________________________ Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
