Further revisions: > I had to revise this a bit ... > > >>| -----Original Message----- > >>| From: Kevin Schmidt [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > >>| Subject: FW: The Married Man's Score Board > > >>| The Married Man's Score Board > >>| > >>| (NOTE: A score of "0" means it was expected of him) > >>| > >>| SIMPLE DUTIES > >>| -------------------------- > >>| * You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light panty-liners with > wings: -10 You can't send men for that stuff.
Yes you can! Mine sends me for that kinda stuff. If'n ya be enuf of a man, ya jest duz it koz yor lady needs it. > >>| * But return with beer: +10 Yeehaw! > >>| * You check out a suspicious noise at night: 0 > >>| * You check out a suspicious noise at night and it's nothing: 0 > >>| * You check out a suspicious noise at night and it's something: +5 > >>| * You pummel it with a six iron: +10 > >>| > >>| SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS > >>| ----------------------------------------- > >>| * You stay by her side the entire party: -10 Go find someone to talk > to, I want to mingle! > >>| * You stay by her side for awhile, then leave to chat with a college > drinking buddy: +5 > >>| * Named Tiffany: 0 Well, he is allowed to talk to other women! > >>| * Tiffany is a dancer: 0 > >>| * Tiffany has implants: 0 He just can't touch! :) Just cause a person's on a diet doesn't mean they can't look at the menu. But watch the between-meal snacks! > >>| > >>| SATURDAY AFTERNOONS > >>| -------------------------------------------- > >>| * You spend the day watching college football in your underwear: +10 > Wish we had American College Football here.... > >>| > >>| HER BIRTHDAY > >>| --------------------------- > >>| * You take her out to dinner: 0 > >>| * You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar: -5 Bummer. > >>| * OK it's a sports bar: +10 Woohoo!!!! What's on! > >>| * You give her a gift: 0 > >>| * You give her a gift and it's a small appliance: -50 Who wants an > appliance!!! Unless it is computer oriented! :) > >>| > >>| A NIGHT OUT WITH YOUR PALS > >>| �---------------------------------------------------------- > >>| * You have a few beers: +10 ... Phil can't drink beer! > >>| * For every beer after three: +1 again > >>| * And miss curfew by an hour: 0 > >>| > >>| A NIGHT OUT, JUST THE TWO OF YOU > >>| �----------------------------------------------------------------- > >>| * You go see a comic: +2 > >>| * He's crude and sexist: +10 > >>| * You laugh: +20 > >>| * You laugh too much: +20 > >>| * She's not laughing: I would laugh > >>| * You laugh harder: +25 > >>| > > ______________________________________________________________________ This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting. Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
