BTW, there's a letter in Hebrew which one tradition pronounces as a "T" and another as an "S" sound; thus, to me the Sabbath is "Shabbat" but to MikeyD it's "Shabbos".
Soooooo, if this guy were really a Texas Jew,
he might say "I'm Sex Finkelstein".
<hee hee>
-Ben
>Another Texan joke, at least partly...NOT entirely politically correct....
>
>A man sits down on airplane and finds himself beside a well-endowed young
>woman in a tight t-shirt with the letters NAN on it. After a while he gets
>up his courage and says to her "Excuse me miss but I was just wondering what
>the letters on your shirt stand for." She replies "The National Association
>of Nymphomaniacs" and smiles seductively at him. The man smiles back and
>says "Oh, I see." and proceeds to sit with a thoughtful look on his face.
>Finally he pipes up again "Forgive me for asking, but I was wondering if you
>could teel me which men make the best lovers?" She gives it a thought and
>says "Jews and Texans". Without blinking for a moment, the man says "Pardon
>me miss, I've forgotten my manners. Let me introduce myself. The name's Tex
>Finkelstein."
>
>
[Todays Threads] [This Message] [Subscription] [Fast Unsubscribe] [User Settings]
