A man sits down on airplane and finds himself beside a well-endowed young
woman in a tight t-shirt with the letters NAN on it. After a while he gets
up his courage and says to her "Excuse me miss but I was just wondering what
the letters on your shirt stand for." She replies "The National Association
of Nymphomaniacs" and smiles seductively at him. The man smiles back and
says "Oh, I see." and proceeds to sit with a thoughtful look on his face.
Finally he pipes up again "Forgive me for asking, but I was wondering if you
could teel me which men make the best lovers?" She gives it a thought and
says "Jews and Texans". Without blinking for a moment, the man says "Pardon
me miss, I've forgotten my manners. Let me introduce myself. The name's Tex
Finkelstein."
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