On Apr 27, 2005, at 10:02 AM, Llundrub wrote:
Right
Hey, you laugh...wait till George W. Bush figures out that sati [widow-burning] can save money. It will go something like this:
BUSH PROPOSES NEW PLAN TO SAVE SOCIAL SECURITY BASED ON NATURAL LAW
UPI, Washington. George Bush announced today his new plan save Social Security.
Bush announced: "Based on clear scientific evidence we know that women traditionally live longer than men. In a unprecedented collaboration between the government of India and the United States, we have decided to support the ancient practice of Sati, a practice supported by Natural Law and the Will of God. In this religious-based initiate we will utilize Natural Law and the Will of God to reduce unnecessary expenditures by cutting post-mortem social security utilization costs in half. After the passing of beloved male janitors [trans.: progentitors], participating females will be given the option to join the cost-reduction savings plan and the possibility to pass the savings on to their own grandchildren. The collaboration is already underway with various western denominations as the "Arrive in Heaven Together" plan. Traditional burning ghats are already being built on several major US rivers close to existing rail infrastructure. This way we can assure the future solvency of Social Security into the future."
