Scene: 3rd floor coffee station, staked out by Barry. Two colleagues round the corner, hoping for a cup:
"Oh shit, do you see what I see?" "Roger - Fuck, I reallly *don't* want to hear about how God AND Santa Claus DO NOT EXIST -...as in lighten up, dude..." "No shit, he was going off about some dude named Mahareeshee, again the other day - Dude, I u-turned so fast, he never saw me coming." "What does he do all day, anyway?" "Beats the fuck outta me..." --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb <no_reply@...> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "card" <cardemaister@> wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "salyavin808" <fintlewoodlewix@> > > wrote: > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, wgm4u <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "John" <jr_esq@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "salyavin808" > > > > > > <fintlewoodlewix@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "John" <jr_esq@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > I believe I posted a planetary configuration in Liberace's > > > > > > chart. He had the combination of Rahu and the Moon in the > > > > > > 12th house in the sign of Scorpio. He had the option not > > > > > > to engage in gay sex. But he chose to engage in it. As > > > > > > such, it was highly likely he would catch AIDs. And, in > > > > > > the end, he did and was fatal. > > > > > > > > > > Please relate for us the story of the day you > > > > > made a choice to be heterosexual. We'll wait. > > > > > > > > That's the default position, you know, Adam and Eve, > > > > not Adam and Steve! Think harmony with the laws of > > > > nature Turq, harmony. > > > > > > Adam and Eve huh? You know, if god made Eve out of Adam's rib > > > then they shared DNA, which makes them brother and sister. > > > Which is incest. Now *that* is a law of nature being broken! > > > > Almost everyone even in Minnesota might well know, that that's > > based on mistranslation of a Hebrew word! > > Has everyone on this forum LOST THEIR MINDS? > > "Adam and Eve" is a MYTH. > > As is God. > > As is the concept of anyone, anywhere, at any point > in time "knowing" what the "Laws Of Nature" are. > > Someday I'd love for homophobes to actually "come out" > and be HONEST. They hate the idea of gay sex because > either they've been taught to by generations of homo- > phobes before them, many of them posing as "religious" > leaders claiming to "know" things that no human can > know (and many of them closet homosexuals themselves), > or they're terrified that THEY might have had a few > gay sex impulses themselves, or both. > > Such beliefs strike me as an INSULT to the very idea > of God, if one believed in one. How could *anyone* > imagine that a God would be such a micromanager and > such a prude that He/She/It would give a shit what > any of His/Her/Its creations do with their convex or > concave parts. After all, He/She/It created over > 1,500 species on planet Earth that display homosexual > behavior. > > Did He/She/It just *fuck up* when doing that, or > should it be taken as a sign that humans' fear of > such behavior is THEIR prejudice, not God's? > > AIDS is similarly a *disease*, without prejudice. It > became associated with gay behavior *by accident*, > not by any cosmic design, and similarly afflicts > those who indulge in straight sex. HIV/AIDS is a > global pandemic, and as of 2011 approximately 34 > million people have HIV worldwide. Of these, > approximately 17.2 million are men, 16.8 million > are women and 3.4 million are less than 15 years > old. There were about 1.8 million deaths from AIDS > in 2010, down from 2.2 million in 2005. > > If "your" God did all that just to punish "bad" > behavior in gay people, you can *have* the malignant, > sadistic motherfucker. I want no part of anyone or > anything that insane, or anyone who reveres Him/Her/It. >
