But Richard, if they had reservations, wouldn't that make them hesitate? So, not get here first? Go figure (-:
On Saturday, March 8, 2014 7:46 AM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> wrote: "Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations." On Fri, Mar 7, 2014 at 7:38 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> wrote: "A dyslexic man walks into a bra." > > > > >On Fri, Mar 7, 2014 at 7:57 AM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> wrote: > >"They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O." >> >> >> >> >>On Thu, Mar 6, 2014 at 8:35 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> wrote: >> >>"I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words." >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>On Thu, Mar 6, 2014 at 9:30 AM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> wrote: >>> >>>"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down." >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>On Wed, Mar 5, 2014 at 12:11 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> wrote: >>>> >>>>"Once you've seen one strip shopping center, you've seen a mall." >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>On Wed, Mar 5, 2014 at 9:13 AM, Share Long <[email protected]> wrote: >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>LOL, Richard, thanks and keep 'em coming... >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>On Wednesday, March 5, 2014 7:39 AM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> >>>>>>wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>"I used to own an origami shop. It folded." >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>On Tue, Mar 4, 2014 at 5:42 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>"I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me." >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>On Mon, Mar 3, 2014 at 7:14 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it." >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>On Mon, Mar 3, 2014 at 1:02 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>"I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid - he say he can stop >>>>>>>>anytime." >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>On Mon, Mar 3, 2014 at 8:11 AM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> >>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>"A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned >>>>>>>>>veteran." >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>On Sun, Mar 2, 2014 at 9:44 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> >>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>"Jokes about German sausage are the wurst." >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, Mar 2, 2014 at 12:12 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> >>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>"When chemists die, they barium." >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, Mar 2, 2014 at 9:41 AM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> >>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>"I tried to catch some fog. I mist." >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, Dec 4, 2013 at 1:53 PM, Richard Williams >>>>>>>>>>>>><[email protected]> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk >>>>>>>>>>>>>remedies >>>>>>>>>>>>>>with the assistance of a tribal Brujo who indicated that the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>leaves of a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the Brujo looked >>>>>>>>>>>>>>him in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>the eye and said, >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Let me tell you, with fronds like these, you don't need enemas." >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, Dec 4, 2013 at 7:29 AM, Richard Williams >>>>>>>>>>>>>><[email protected]> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>There were three Indian squaws. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>third slept >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant. The first >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>two >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>skin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>had twin boys. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This just goes to prove that...the squaw of the hippopotamus is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>equal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, Dec 3, 2013 at 1:34 PM, Richard Williams >>>>>>>>>>>>>>><[email protected]> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>his name >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> missing from the town register. His wife insisted on >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>complaining to the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> local civic official who apologized profusely saying, "I must >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>have taken Leif >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>off my census." >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, Dec 3, 2013 at 12:43 PM, Share Long >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><[email protected]> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Richard, imho these are very good for preventing dementia and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or Alzheimers (-: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tuesday, December 3, 2013 12:25 PM, Richard Williams >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><[email protected]> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>An Indian chief was feeling very sick, so he summoned the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>medicine man. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>After a brief examination, the medicine man took out a long, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>thin strip of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>elk rawhide and gave it to the chief, telling him to bite off, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>chew,and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>swallow one inch of the leather every day. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>After a month, the medicine man returned to see how the chief >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>was feeling. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The chief shrugged and said, "The thong is ended, but the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>malady lingers on." >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, Dec 2, 2013 at 1:29 PM, Richard Williams >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><[email protected]> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>toilets >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and urinals, leaving no clues. A spokesperson was quoted as >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>saying, "We have absolutely nothing to go on." >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, Dec 2, 2013 at 12:08 PM, Richard Williams >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><[email protected]> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Back in the 1800's the Tate's Watch Company of Massachusetts >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wanted to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> produce other products, and since they already made the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cases for watches, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> they used them to produce compasses. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The new compasses were so bad that people often ended up in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Canada or >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mexico rather than California . >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This, of course, is the origin of the expression,"He who >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>has a Tate's is lost!" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, Dec 2, 2013 at 8:22 AM, Richard Williams >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><[email protected]> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>A marine biologist developed a race of genetically >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>engineered dolphins >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>seagulls. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>One day, his supply of the birds ran out so he had to go >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>out and trap >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the road. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Immediately, he was >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>arrested and charged with transporting gulls across sedate >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>lions for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>immortal porpoises. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, Dec 1, 2013 at 6:38 PM, Richard J. Williams >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><[email protected]> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>years of war >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with the Hittites. His last great possession was the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Star of the Euphrates, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Desperate, he went to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Croesus said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it". >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "But I paid a million dinars for it," the King protested. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Don't you know >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> who I am? I am the king!" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Croesus replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>difference >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>who you are." >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 12/1/2013 3:46 PM, Richard J. Williams wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>were avid >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bowlers. Unfortunately, all the Swiss league records >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>were destroyed in a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fire. And, so we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> >
