--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctor_gabby_savy
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Rick Archer
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> wrote:
> >
> > Here is an article about rajas from a French magazine:
> > http://ph.groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/photos/browse/6a36
>
> Which magazine? Does not appear to be Paris Match.

I suspect your inability to find the title is
related to your inability to find the law that
Michael posted about yesterday. That is, it's
not so much about the answer being 'hidden' 
from you or difficult to find as it about your 
inability or unwillingness to think.

Here's a short course in how to find out such
information:

1. Click on the scan titled 'Page One.'

2. When it opens, notice that it looks a lot like
every other 'page one' in the printing business,
with a list of articles contained in this issue,
and a few photos associated with those articles.
Think to yourself, "self, this might just be the
'page one' of the magazine itself."  Further 
think to yourself, "self, I wonder whether maybe
the title of the magazine might appear somewhere
on the first page?"

3. Note the red box containing type in a much
larger font than the rest of the page. Note that
it says 'L'illustré.'  Think to yourself, "gee
self, I wonder what *that* is."

4. Now imagine that you were the publisher of a
magazine. If you were designing the first page of
your magazine, would you put the *name* of the
magazine in the same font as all of the other text, 
or might you want to make it a little larger, so 
that that people might notice it? Might you even 
wish to make it even more noticeable by surrounding 
it with a red background.

5. Using this logic, think to yourself, "self, 
could the word in big print surrounded by a red
background possibly be the name of the magazine?"

6. Try following up on this idea by entering 
'L'illustre' into Google.

7. Voilà. Goggle tells you that L'illustré is the
name of a Swiss magazine, and even gives you a URL
directly to the latest issue: http://www.illustre.ch/

:-)

I mean, really. I knew that Americans were, on the
whole, prettty dumbed-down, but this is embarrassing!

Do you really believe that 'Paris Match' is the only
magazine in France? Do you really believe that some-
one *owes* it to you to do your thinking (which I hope
I've shown above does not exactly involve rocket 
science) for you, and is obligated to find things out 
for you that would have taken you less than 20 seconds 
to find on your own? 

Pull your head out, dude.

Unc

P.S. You should be happy...now that I've blasted you
for being stupid in public again, you have an excuse
to post a dozen more times trashing me up one side
and down the other. Again, I guess that's what
dumbed-down Americans do for fun. If I were a country,
you'd probably invade... :-) :-) :-)







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