--- In [email protected], "authfriend" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In [email protected], "sparaig" <sparaig@> wrote: > > > > --- In [email protected], Peter <drpetersutphen@> wrote: > > > > > > Hey Sparaig, I was on Purusha when it first started in > > > DC for a year. Where were you, biatch? And I do my > > > program twice a day, so go f*ck yourself holier than > > > thou prick. > > > > Thankyou for your enlightened sentiments... > > Just shows you how grounded and normal anyone > can be while still experiencing "free-fall > forever" during daily life, "all teflon all the > way down" with absolutely nothing to cling to, > attach to, or lean on. There is nobody actually > saying "Go f*ck yourself holier than thou prick," > it's just *being said*, see, just incredible > heart value. @-| > Well said- Peter obviously missed the memo dated 01/08/00, reproduced below:
"FROM: Enlightenment Supreme Command TO: Enlightened Ones Now that you are Enlightened, the following rules are to be followed AT ALL TIMES. No exceptions. This means you. 1) Act enlightened everywhere, and every place. 2) Do NOT, repeat, Do NOT manifest elements of your true personality. 3) When responding to others, maintain a semblance of evenness- no raising of the voice, or God forbid, no curse words! 4) Always speak in an even tone with a neutral expression on the face, so others will know you are enlightened. 5) Stop being yourself. 6) Stop acting normally. 7) Vegetarian food rocks. 8) Remember, you have now joined the other side- a world of bliss and lollipops and sugar. Remember, you are always happy now. 9) Negative thoughts have no place in the mind of the enlightened. 10) Do not ever say or think anything negative. Ever. I said *ever*. 11)That is all. Just...Be...Enlightened!" I'll be sure and forward this to him, if he doesn't read it first. I don't know how this one slipped through the cracks...From the bottom of my heart, I am very sorry. This won't happen again. Peter really IS enlightened- Cross my heart, hope to die! signed, Jim Sargeant Major Enlightenment (Secret) Police
