At approximately 11:15 a.m. Pacific Coast Time, the results (i.e. 1/4% or
1/2% raise in interest rates) of the esteemed Federal Open Market Committee
meeting will be announced.

11:15 Performance

Lie on the floor, or in some other way demonstrate a lack of interest
Turn your framed picture of Alan Greenspan to the wall
Stick our your tongue as far as it will go
Remain in this posture for 25 or 50 seconds.

Best,
PK

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