[gatortalk] Re: jelani jenkins

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 11:41:34 -0700

AND YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT TOUGH ?!?!
 
Philipino biker chicks are holding me hostage and making me work their meth lab
 
I got some things flaring up that WEBMD.com has never seen nor heard of
 
The only gas I have is ... well we won't go there - family list
 
I have to flop around like a whale out of water in a big mud puddle that drains from the land fill to bathe and wash clothes
 
Times are tough outthere ...
 
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Subject: [gatortalk] Re: jelani jenkins
From: "Jay Cicone" <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, August 26, 2009 12:48 pm
To: <[email protected]>

No…she moved out a while ago with her boyfriend. The bikers stayed behind and started a meth lab. I’d really like to move, but I don’t have any money and my psoriasis is flaring up. Every once in a while I get the itch to move and then realize it’s fleas from my ex’s cat. They shut off the electricity last week, but thankfully I have gas. Good thing there’s a swimming pool in the back of the park. I go swimming there in my clothes---to wash them---and I get a nice bath too. The neighbors don’t like it so I usually clean up around midnight. Times are tough. Used to be able to panhandle a six pack an hour and now lucky to get a quart of malt liquor in an entire evening. I’m thinking about hitchhiking up to Nashville to stay with you for a while. I’ll just show up, if that’s ok with you….can’t afford a quarter to use a payphone. Please have some beer waiting, even if it’s warm.
 
 
From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of [email protected]
Sent: Wednesday, August 26, 2009 12:39 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: [gatortalk] Re: jelani jenkins

 

I wonder how Tonya is getting on these days.
Jay, have you seen her around the trailer park?
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From: Woody
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 2009 12:07:50 -0400
To: <[email protected]>
Subject: [gatortalk] Re: jelani jenkins
Ooooo Consiracy theories... I love it!

 

On Wed, Aug 26, 2009 at 12:02 PM, John Vega <[email protected]> wrote:

Perhaps Bostic & Beal hatched a plot with Jeff Gillooly to have him
attacked with a baton after practice one day.

-Zeb


On Aug 26, 2009, at 9:58 AM, Woody wrote:

> Okay.. I just gotta tweet on twitter that said someone saw Jelani
> Jenkins on crutches... anyone hear anything about this?




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