ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! QUOTE of the DAY.
On Aug 26, 2009 3:31pm, [email protected] wrote: > my trailer park queens might attract attention up at Oliver's because > they have a few teeth. > Sometimes - when trailer park queens are ridin in the back - its hard to > tell where the tattoos end and the bumper stickers start. > -------- Original Message -------- > Subject: [gatortalk] Re: jelani jenkins > From: "Jay Cicone" > Date: Wed, August 26, 2009 2:47 pm > To: [email protected]> > From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On > Behalf Of [email protected] > Sent: Wednesday, August 26, 2009 2:41 PM > To: [email protected] > Subject: [gatortalk] Re: jelani jenkins > AND YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT TOUGH ?!?! > Dang, Keith, you sure do got it bad out there. Why don't you plan an > escape and meet me at Oliver's place. I could probably get a couple of > the trailer park chicks to make the trip. ;-) Heck, in Nashville they > won't even attract any attention in public. > Philipino biker chicks are holding me hostage and making me work their > meth lab > I got some things flaring up that WEBMD.com has never seen nor heard of > The only gas I have is ... well we won't go there - family list > I have to flop around like a whale out of water in a big mud puddle that > drains from the land fill to bathe and wash clothes > Times are tough outthere ... > -------- Original Message -------- > Subject: [gatortalk] Re: jelani jenkins > From: "Jay Cicone" > Date: Wed, August 26, 2009 12:48 pm > To: [email protected]> > No…she moved out a while ago with her boyfriend. The bikers stayed behind > and started a meth lab. I'd really like to move, but I don't have any > money and my psoriasis is flaring up. Every once in a while I get the > itch to move and then realize it's fleas from my ex's cat. They shut off > the electricity last week, but thankfully I have gas. Good thing there's > a swimming pool in the back of the park. I go swimming there in my > clothes---to wash them---and I get a nice bath too. The neighbors don't > like it so I usually clean up around midnight. Times are tough. Used to > be able to panhandle a six pack an hour and now lucky to get a quart of > malt liquor in an entire evening. I'm thinking about hitchhiking up to > Nashville to stay with you for a while. I'll just show up, if that's ok > with you….can't afford a quarter to use a payphone. Please have some beer > waiting, even if it's warm. > From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On > Behalf Of [email protected] > Sent: Wednesday, August 26, 2009 12:39 PM > To: [email protected] > Subject: [gatortalk] Re: jelani jenkins > I wonder how Tonya is getting on these days. > Jay, have you seen her around the trailer park? > Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry > From: Woody > Date: Wed, 26 Aug 2009 12:07:50 -0400 > To: [email protected]> > Subject: [gatortalk] Re: jelani jenkins > Ooooo Consiracy theories... I love it! > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
