I thought I had walked in on a Freshman creative writing class at UGA. A. Leon Polhill, Gator
________________________________ From: Cecilia <[email protected]> To: [email protected] Sent: Wednesday, August 26, 2009 7:12:27 PM Subject: [gatortalk] Re: jelani jenkins OMG, please let this next ten days pass quickly. You guys are getting a little too twitchy. Cee ----- Original Message ----- >From: [email protected] >To: [email protected] >Sent: Wednesday, August 26, 2009 2:41 PM >Subject: [gatortalk] Re: jelani jenkins > >AND YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT TOUGH ?!?! > >Philipino biker chicks are holding me hostage and making me work their meth lab > >I got some things flaring up that WEBMD.com has never seen nor heard of > >The only gas I have is ... well we won't go there - family list > >I have to flop around like a whale out of water in a big mud puddle that >drains from the land fill to bathe and wash clothes > >Times are tough outthere ... > >-------- Original Message -------- >>Subject: [gatortalk] Re: jelani jenkins >>From: "Jay Cicone" <[email protected]> >>Date: Wed, August 26, 2009 12:48 pm >>To: <[email protected]> >> >> >>No…she moved out a while ago with her boyfriend. The bikers stayed behind and >>started a meth lab. I’d really like to move, but I don’t have any money and >>my psoriasis is flaring up. Every once in a while I get the itch to move and >>then realize it’s fleas from my ex’s cat. They shut off the electricity last >>week, but thankfully I have gas. Good thing there’s a swimming pool in the >>back of the park. I go swimming there in my clothes---to wash them---and I >>get a nice bath too. The neighbors don’t like it so I usually clean up around >>midnight. Times are tough. Used to be able to panhandle a six pack an hour >>and now lucky to get a quart of malt liquor in an entire evening. I’m >>thinking about hitchhiking up to Nashville to stay with you for a while. I’ll >>just show up, if that’s ok with you….can’t afford a quarter to use a >>payphone. Please have some beer waiting, even if it’s warm. >> >> >>From:[email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf >>Of [email protected] >>Sent: Wednesday, August 26, 2009 12:39 PM >>To: [email protected] >>Subject: [gatortalk] Re: jelani jenkins >> >>I wonder how Tonya is getting on these days. >>Jay, have you seen her around the trailer park? >>Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry >> ________________________________ >>From: Woody >>Date: Wed, 26 Aug 2009 12:07:50 -0400 >>To: <[email protected]> >>Subject: [gatortalk] Re: jelani jenkins >>Ooooo Consiracy theories... I love it! >> >>On Wed, Aug 26, 2009 at 12:02 PM, John Vega <[email protected]> wrote: >> >>Perhaps Bostic & Beal hatched a plot with Jeff Gillooly to have him >>attacked with a baton after practice one day. >> >>-Zeb >> >>On Aug 26, 2009, at 9:58 AM, Woody wrote: >> >>> Okay.. I just gotta tweet on twitter that said someone saw Jelani >>> Jenkins on crutches... anyone hear anything about this? >> >> >> >> >> >></html >> >> >>>> >> --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
