[gatortalk] Re: jelani jenkins

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 12:31:51 -0700

my trailer park queens might attract attention up at Oliver's because they have a few teeth. 
 
Sometimes - when trailer park queens are ridin in the back - its hard to tell where the tattoos end and the bumper stickers start. 
 
 
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Subject: [gatortalk] Re: jelani jenkins
From: "Jay Cicone" <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, August 26, 2009 2:47 pm
To: <[email protected]>

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of [email protected]
Sent: Wednesday, August 26, 2009 2:41 PM
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Subject: [gatortalk] Re: jelani jenkins

 

AND YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT TOUGH ?!?!
 Dang, Keith, you sure do got it bad out there. Why don’t you plan an escape and meet me at Oliver’s place. I could probably get a couple of the trailer park chicks to make the trip. ;-) Heck, in Nashville they won’t even attract any attention in public.
 
 
 
 
Philipino biker chicks are holding me hostage and making me work their meth lab
 
I got some things flaring up that WEBMD.com has never seen nor heard of
 
The only gas I have is ... well we won't go there - family list
 
I have to flop around like a whale out of water in a big mud puddle that drains from the land fill to bathe and wash clothes
 
Times are tough outthere ...
 

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Subject: [gatortalk] Re: jelani jenkins
From: "Jay Cicone" <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, August 26, 2009 12:48 pm
To: <[email protected]>

No…she moved out a while ago with her boyfriend. The bikers stayed behind and started a meth lab. I’d really like to move, but I don’t have any money and my psoriasis is flaring up. Every once in a while I get the itch to move and then realize it’s fleas from my ex’s cat. They shut off the electricity last week, but thankfully I have gas. Good thing there’s a swimming pool in the back of the park. I go swimming there in my clothes---to wash them---and I get a nice bath too. The neighbors don’t like it so I usually clean up around midnight. Times are tough. Used to be able to panhandle a six pack an hour and now lucky to get a quart of malt liquor in an entire evening. I’m thinking about hitchhiking up to Nashville to stay with you for a while. I’ll just show up, if that’s ok with you….can’t afford a quarter to use a payphone. Please have some beer waiting, even if it’s warm.
 
 
From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of [email protected]
Sent: Wednesday, August 26, 2009 12:39 PM
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Subject: [gatortalk] Re: jelani jenkins

 

I wonder how Tonya is getting on these days.
Jay, have you seen her around the trailer park?
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From: Woody
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 2009 12:07:50 -0400
To: <[email protected]>
Subject: [gatortalk] Re: jelani jenkins
Ooooo Consiracy theories... I love it!


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