I like that. <Grin> If you change the name Cox to just about any other tech support it sounds like a thousand other conversions I've had only most of them in a foreign language (their side anyway).
Will Lowe ----- Original Message ----- From: "Dennis Rowe" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Tuesday, July 22, 2003 12:26 PM Subject: Re: [brlug-general] ISP recommendation > Calling Cox: > > <2:00am> Linux Guy: *Dial Cox* > <2:01am> Linux Guy: *Press 1 for customer support* > <2:02am> Linux Guy: *Press 2 for cable modem* > <2:03am> Linux Guy: *Press 2 for problems* > <2:24am> Cox Guy: Can I have your name and phone number? > <2:24am> Linux Guy: 555 LSU Drive, phone 555-5555 > <2:25am> Cox Guy: I don't seem to have you listed. > <2:25am> Cox Guy: Can I have your SS, date of birth, and your first > born? > <2:26am> Linux Guy: Um...Ok...555-55-5555, long time ago, and NO! > <2:27am> Cox Guy: I still don't seem able to find you. > <2:39am> Cox Guy: Ah, here you are, they have listed under your street > address multiplied by your SS then added to your IP. > <2:40am> Cox Guy: So whats your problem? > <2:41am> Linux Guy: My Internet is down, the little cable light is out. > <2:42am> Cox Guy: Let me see, hmmm, maybe that worked? I just deleted > your little personal cox site. > <2:43am> Linux Guy: again? > <2:44am> Cox Guy: Yes > <2:46am> Linux Guy: Its still not working. > <2:47am> Cox Guy: Hmmm, reboot > <2:48am> Cox Guy: Reboot, Reboot, Reboot! > <2:49am> Cox Guy: Reboot, Reboot, Reboot! > <2:50am> Cox Guy: Reboot, Reboot, Reboot! > <2:51am> Cox Guy: Reboot, Reboot, Reboot! > <2:52am> Cox Guy: Did that work? > <2:54am> Linux Guy: No > <2:55am> Cox Guy: Let me do that ping thingy > <3:01am> Cox Guy: Hmmm, nothing. > <3:01am> Cox Guy: What version of windows are you using? > <3:02am> Linux Guy: Gentoo > <3:03am> Cox Guy: What? > <3:04am> Linux Guy: its a version of linux > <3:05am> Cox Guy: Hmmmm.... > <3:10am> Cox Guy: We dont support that *click* > *Dial Tone* > > > -- > Dennis > emerge -p world > http://members.cox.net/magoolsu > > > _______________________________________________ > General mailing list > [email protected] > http://brlug.net/mailman/listinfo/general_brlug.net >
