Calling Cox: <2:00am> Linux Guy: *Dial Cox* <2:01am> Linux Guy: *Press 1 for customer support* <2:02am> Linux Guy: *Press 2 for cable modem* <2:03am> Linux Guy: *Press 2 for problems* <2:24am> Cox Guy: Can I have your name and phone number? <2:24am> Linux Guy: 555 LSU Drive, phone 555-5555 <2:25am> Cox Guy: I don't seem to have you listed. <2:25am> Cox Guy: Can I have your SS, date of birth, and your first born? <2:26am> Linux Guy: Um...Ok...555-55-5555, long time ago, and NO! <2:27am> Cox Guy: I still don't seem able to find you. <2:39am> Cox Guy: Ah, here you are, they have listed under your street address multiplied by your SS then added to your IP. <2:40am> Cox Guy: So whats your problem? <2:41am> Linux Guy: My Internet is down, the little cable light is out. <2:42am> Cox Guy: Let me see, hmmm, maybe that worked? I just deleted your little personal cox site. <2:43am> Linux Guy: again? <2:44am> Cox Guy: Yes <2:46am> Linux Guy: Its still not working. <2:47am> Cox Guy: Hmmm, reboot <2:48am> Cox Guy: Reboot, Reboot, Reboot! <2:49am> Cox Guy: Reboot, Reboot, Reboot! <2:50am> Cox Guy: Reboot, Reboot, Reboot! <2:51am> Cox Guy: Reboot, Reboot, Reboot! <2:52am> Cox Guy: Did that work? <2:54am> Linux Guy: No <2:55am> Cox Guy: Let me do that ping thingy <3:01am> Cox Guy: Hmmm, nothing. <3:01am> Cox Guy: What version of windows are you using? <3:02am> Linux Guy: Gentoo <3:03am> Cox Guy: What? <3:04am> Linux Guy: its a version of linux <3:05am> Cox Guy: Hmmmm.... <3:10am> Cox Guy: We dont support that *click* *Dial Tone*
-- Dennis emerge -p world http://members.cox.net/magoolsu
