Just doing some late-night (early morning?) surfing, and bumped into a
nugget I'd forgotten about: http://www.io.com/~mccoy/beginning_print.html
"In the Beginning... Was the Command Line", by Neal Stephenson, of
Cryptonomicon (etc.) fame.  It's a fairly lengthy and somewhat
introspective glance at computers today, and where they came from.  One
bit I really enjoy is where he contrasts the (then) current OS offerings
as this metaphor: clunky old station wagon (Windows), hermetically-sealed
Eurocar (Apple), Bat Mobile (BeOS), and hyper-cool/stable tank (Linux).

The group giving away the free tanks only stays alive because it is
staffed by volunteers, who are lined up at the edge of the street with
bullhorns, trying to draw customers' attention to this incredible
situation. A typical conversation goes something like this:

Hacker with bullhorn: "Save your money! Accept one of our free tanks! It
is invulnerable, and can drive across rocks and swamps at ninety miles an
hour while getting a hundred miles to the gallon!"

Prospective station wagon buyer: "I know what you say is
true...but...er...I don't know how to maintain a tank!"

Bullhorn: "You don't know how to maintain a station wagon either!"

Buyer: "But this dealership has mechanics on staff. If something goes
wrong with my station wagon, I can take a day off work, bring it here, and
pay them to work on it while I sit in the waiting room for hours,
listening to elevator music."

Bullhorn: "But if you accept one of our free tanks we will send volunteers
to your house to fix it for free while you sleep!"

Buyer: "Stay away from my house, you freak!"


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