Dear Deepak, Though this is funny read this story. Hope nobody will charge me for contempt of court. I am adding a moral of mine here, people can call anybody a 'pastor', but we have all the right to deny also. And the silent majority is reading this, keep talking whether it politically correct or not.
*The Pastor's Ass *A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read... *PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.* His Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: *BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. *This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: *NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. *The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: *NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.* This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: *NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. *Alas, the Bishop was buried the next day. *MORAL OF THE STORY?* Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So, be yourself, take care of your ass, and enjoy life, stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer and be a lot happier On 7/31/07, deepak p <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > i wasnt aware that people have to have non-innocent, problematic and > non-commonsensical views abt these things to be active in this forum.. > > mebbe, i shoudl keep away from discussions here.. doesnt make much sense > when people stop talking facts and start assigning labels and still claim > that they are discussing.. > > and if bipasha's kiss is the hottest thing in town, may i suggest that we > discuss that here too? > > deepak > > On 7/31/07, salimtk <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > deepak has 'innocent', unproblematic, and commonsensical views about > > police, media, kerala village and all. i think greeyouth is not the right > > space for him to seek the pleasure of coformism. > > > > i would rather like to see kearla newspaper bring out himesh n bipashas > > news than pinarayi's or karunakaran's. > > > > On 7/31/07, deepak p <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > wrote: > > > > > you try to be sarcastic and dont reply to emails properly.. lemme > > > reply to urs point by point.. > > > > > > > > > >>so wht is this forum for deepak? for the "pleasure" of those who r > > > afraid to see the complexities of the world around?!! > > > to talk about things without bias.. by saying that our police will > > > take care of framing stories, i am sure that u r being very biased.. > > > >>see i am not interested in this best/bad debate . it's so childish > > > that is one way that people employ to get away when they dont have an > > > answer > > > >>recently after assuming charge, delhi police commisioner declared > > > that Delhi Police is best in the country. Now he has contentr in deepak. > > > i am not a policeman.. and its not upto the delhi police commissioner > > > to declare that his dept is the best.. maybe they keep the VIPs safe, but > > > i > > > have lived in delhi and i know the number of rapes being reported.. when i > > > was there, it was all about moving car rapes.. i dont know, perhaps, the > > > trend may have changed.. > > > >>see, all the myths abt kerala will lead u to "biases" , try to see > > > the world in its complexities (dont think that i am sermonising u) > > > what is the myth that u r talkin about? all that i was talkin about > > > are facts.. > > > >>i m born and brought up in kErala > > > >>i can understand the MAlayalee pride in imaging that we r diffrnt > > > from OTHERS > > > >>with my experience I can tell u that it's myth (though, u have evry > > > right to live in that reverie) > > > its not about imagination.. its about facts.. i dont want to argue, > > > but i can cite an example which is relevant in that we have been talkin > > > about public debate too in this thread.. > > > > > > i have been living in bangalore for some time now.. and i have seen > > > the issues that the city people are concerned about.. aishwarya rai's > > > marriage.. bipasha basu's kiss.. whether bipasha would figure in the new > > > all > > > clear ad.. how will himesh reshammiya look if he removes his cap.. should > > > sachin retire.. who is behind woolmer's murder..which is the hottest pub > > > in > > > town.. are women being more open abbout their extra-marital > > > relationships.. is paris hilton freed.. all these are front page news > > > articles in more than one newspaper in bangalore.. these, i would say, are > > > the biggest news in bangalore because all the local newspapers talk about > > > these tthings.. this shows how passive the urban population of bangalore > > > is, > > > to their society.. nothin which matters to the society get discussed.. > > > nothin meaning nothin at all.. > > > > > > but on the other hand, the kerala society is much more sensitive to > > > societal matters.. and public debates tend to be more on matters which > > > matter, rather than things like above.. i would definitely agree that > > > cities > > > outside kerala have been able to generate more employment, but they are > > > not > > > close to being as progressive as kerala, in anything else.. > > > > > > if u want to ignore all these, do ignore them, but at the expense of > > > people branding your views as biased views.. talk by facts, and not by > > > sarcasm.. the delhi police commissioner havin gotten a new contender is > > > very > > > poor sarcasm.. no point in arguing if u keep (trying to be) being > > > sarcastic.. > > > > > > deepak > > > > > > On 7/31/07, Ranjit Ranjit < [EMAIL PROTECTED] > wrote: > > > > > > > so wht is this forum for deepak? for the "pleasure" of those who r > > > > afraid to see the complexities of the world around?!! > > > > > > > > see i am not interested in this best/bad debate . it's so childish > > > > recently after assuming charge, delhi police commisioner declared > > > > that Delhi Police is best in the country. Now he has contentr in deepak. > > > > see, all the myths abt kerala will lead u to "biases" , try to see > > > > the world in its complexities (dont think that i am sermonising u) > > > > i m born and brought up in kErala > > > > i can understand the MAlayalee pride in imaging that we r diffrnt > > > > from OTHERS > > > > with my experience I can tell u that it's myth (though, u have evry > > > > right to live in that reverie) > > > > > > > > > > > > Deepak P > > > > http://deepakp7.googlepages.com/ > > > > > > > > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ greenyouth mailinglist is the activist support mailinglist for kerala To post to this group, send email to [email protected] -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
