The response has been gratifying.

My only regret is that it does not reference the USS (Universal Sanitary
System) feature. That must have been a follow-on announcement.

Charles

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From: IBM Mainframe Discussion List [mailto:[email protected]] On
Behalf Of Charles Mills
Sent: Friday, September 14, 2012 3:54 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: Phony IBM press release from 1980 for Mainframe-Attached Toilet

Here's a Friday topic if there ever was one. A friend who is cleaning out
his place just sent me a scan of a purported IBM DPD press release (on what
appears to be genuine DPD letterhead) from 12/11/1980 announcing the model
3082 Attached Toilet. ("The 3082 is a multi-port, user-operated waste
removal system with continuous roll forms ... featuring NCP (Network Commode
Protocol).")

It's a PDF of a medium quality scan, about 500K.

If anyone wants a copy send me a private note: charlesm at mcn dot org.

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