No, USS means Unsanitary System Services. If you use the acronym instead for Universal Sanitary System, you are a blasphemer and will burn in hell!
On Sat, Sep 15, 2012 at 12:57 PM, Mike Schwab <[email protected]>wrote: > Or TCP/IP (Toilet Control Program / Internet Protocol). > > On Sat, Sep 15, 2012 at 10:48 AM, Charles Mills <[email protected]> wrote: > > The response has been gratifying. > > > > My only regret is that it does not reference the USS (Universal Sanitary > > System) feature. That must have been a follow-on announcement. > > > > Charles > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: IBM Mainframe Discussion List [mailto:[email protected]] On > > Behalf Of Charles Mills > > Sent: Friday, September 14, 2012 3:54 PM > > To: [email protected] > > Subject: Phony IBM press release from 1980 for Mainframe-Attached Toilet > > > > Here's a Friday topic if there ever was one. A friend who is cleaning out > > his place just sent me a scan of a purported IBM DPD press release (on > what > > appears to be genuine DPD letterhead) from 12/11/1980 announcing the > model > > 3082 Attached Toilet. ("The 3082 is a multi-port, user-operated waste > > removal system with continuous roll forms ... featuring NCP (Network > Commode > > Protocol).") > > > > It's a PDF of a medium quality scan, about 500K. > > > > If anyone wants a copy send me a private note: charlesm at mcn dot org. > > > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > > For IBM-MAIN subscribe / signoff / archive access instructions, > > send email to [email protected] with the message: INFO IBM-MAIN > > > > -- > Mike A Schwab, Springfield IL USA > Where do Forest Rangers go to get away from it all? > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > For IBM-MAIN subscribe / signoff / archive access instructions, > send email to [email protected] with the message: INFO IBM-MAIN > -- zMan -- "I've got a mainframe and I'm not afraid to use it" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- For IBM-MAIN subscribe / signoff / archive access instructions, send email to [email protected] with the message: INFO IBM-MAIN
