Very very funny guys . Love it Scott ford www.identityforge.com
On Sep 15, 2012, at 4:08 PM, zMan <[email protected]> wrote: > No, USS means Unsanitary System Services. If you use the acronym instead > for Universal Sanitary System, you are a blasphemer and will burn in hell! > > On Sat, Sep 15, 2012 at 12:57 PM, Mike Schwab <[email protected]>wrote: > >> Or TCP/IP (Toilet Control Program / Internet Protocol). >> >> On Sat, Sep 15, 2012 at 10:48 AM, Charles Mills <[email protected]> wrote: >>> The response has been gratifying. >>> >>> My only regret is that it does not reference the USS (Universal Sanitary >>> System) feature. That must have been a follow-on announcement. >>> >>> Charles >>> >>> -----Original Message----- >>> From: IBM Mainframe Discussion List [mailto:[email protected]] On >>> Behalf Of Charles Mills >>> Sent: Friday, September 14, 2012 3:54 PM >>> To: [email protected] >>> Subject: Phony IBM press release from 1980 for Mainframe-Attached Toilet >>> >>> Here's a Friday topic if there ever was one. A friend who is cleaning out >>> his place just sent me a scan of a purported IBM DPD press release (on >> what >>> appears to be genuine DPD letterhead) from 12/11/1980 announcing the >> model >>> 3082 Attached Toilet. ("The 3082 is a multi-port, user-operated waste >>> removal system with continuous roll forms ... featuring NCP (Network >> Commode >>> Protocol).") >>> >>> It's a PDF of a medium quality scan, about 500K. >>> >>> If anyone wants a copy send me a private note: charlesm at mcn dot org. >>> >>> ---------------------------------------------------------------------- >>> For IBM-MAIN subscribe / signoff / archive access instructions, >>> send email to [email protected] with the message: INFO IBM-MAIN >> >> >> >> -- >> Mike A Schwab, Springfield IL USA >> Where do Forest Rangers go to get away from it all? >> >> ---------------------------------------------------------------------- >> For IBM-MAIN subscribe / signoff / archive access instructions, >> send email to [email protected] with the message: INFO IBM-MAIN >> > > > > -- > zMan -- "I've got a mainframe and I'm not afraid to use it" > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > For IBM-MAIN subscribe / signoff / archive access instructions, > send email to [email protected] with the message: INFO IBM-MAIN ---------------------------------------------------------------------- For IBM-MAIN subscribe / signoff / archive access instructions, send email to [email protected] with the message: INFO IBM-MAIN
