Here, have a ball.
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Thursday, June 07, 2001 10:50
AM
Subject: RE: Re(2): [IMail Forum] imail
issue
Susan --
Not to go back to the ORBS topic again <grin>, but what
you may see as strange emails, spam, social yak, I've enjoyed . . . I need
some humor in my day and Paddy's seemingly senseless rantings are harmless and
enjoyable enough. If you don't like his emails, filter them, delete them
on sight, just shoot when you see the whites of his eyes. Let the rest
of us choose our own poison.
/ljb
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Laura J Bryson
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Ohio SchoolNet
Commission, State of Ohio
http://www.ohioschoolnet.k12.oh.us
"There are some who complain that the rosebush has
thorns,
there are others who are happy the thornbush
has roses."
The Koran
-----Original Message-----
From: Susan Metre [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, June 07, 2001 9:42 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE:
Re(2): [IMail Forum] imail issue
Patrick,
Please do not annoy me with your strange emails. I hope that
they do remove you from this list. The people on this list are here to discuss
Imail not to show their insecurity and personality problems as you are very
good at doing.
-----Original Message-----
From:
Patrick Mathews [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, June 07, 2001 8:45 AM
To:
[EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Re(2): [IMail Forum] imail issue
post rebukes and flames openly on the forum please, i do not
usually respond off the list. i'm only a 'useless list troll' if i'm off topic
consistently, or abusive, i Will get TOSsed. ipswitch will be faithful to
protect you from the likes of me.
faithful are the wounds of a friend, the kisses of an enemy
are deceit.
hatred for my weird style elicits all kinds of responses. from
this i winnow the best responses from those whose personal 'noise filters'
don't block content.
what does this mean? if i flag your noise filter, you likely
are too young or inexperienced to have anything for me. if you are in
management or marketing, my chatty excessively personal writing style is
designed to get you to 'see my name and delete me immediately'. i'm in lot's
of peoples filters.
i want that.
reasons below: follow the personal link for a real lecture on
the subject, i can talk with my hands too, you'll see. actually if you follow
the thread from the beginning, you'll see that it was an attempt to get off
the orbs thread. i got an excellent answer from support, and this morn have
determined where to start a security analysis of LDAP and AD.
any group of people, like-minded or not is a social group
necessarily.
like doesn't have anything to do with information.
i waste bandwidth with noise, this is ok, if your problem is
mission crit, you should be calling or emailing support. most of my troubles
aren't so huge.
why am i so curious about just one of my many apps?
i don't understand AD (active directory). i've been
trying to understand AD by studying it directly for a year and a half
now. i've given up, and i'm trying to determine it's
characteristics based on it's impact, yes, it's effect on a product that i've
run successfully without the AD.
Ms. Metre: forgive my arrogant stupidity, i'm blind: i cannot
see the wind the way everyone else tells me that they 'see' it. i don't
understand them and i've never been able to relate to normal socialized
enfranchised members of our society because of this, i only see the wind's
effect. that's why i believe in the wind, not because i claim to see it, but i
see what it does.
i lecture on the subject here:
www.patmathews.net/1.avi
please listen and then call the authorities, i doubt that i'm
really worthy of normal social interaction with the society that produces
vietnam, watergate, survivor, littleton, mcveigh, kacinsky, disgruntled worker
syndrome or white collar criminals et al. i'm not worthy. i see it it other
peoples eyes, especially corporate mgmt and market droids. i'm damaged goods.
foster care, hatred, etc.
i'm emotionally disturbed, i don't medicate against medical
advice. i'm no danger to myself or anyone else, but this life causes me to
weep often.
i, being substandard than they can only produce what you hear
in the avi. please forgive me. i'll try to be better, but i don't understand
the things that normal people seem to already understand most times.
-----Original Message-----
From: Susan
Metre [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, June 07, 2001 1:47 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Re(2):
[IMail Forum] imail issue
Jibberish and waste of email processing. Join a social
list.
-----Original Message-----
From:
[EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On
Behalf Of Patrick Mathews
Sent: Wednesday, June 06,
2001 11:54 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: Re(2): [IMail Forum] imail issue
m$ doctrine is that AD is LDAP enabled, my original question
obscurely stated by a desire to entertain was:
who needs ldap anyway.... i just don't have your
gift of putting it succinctly. now, d3 is checking for me, he's with the
band, see? but not officially, he just babysits and makes sure that the
salesmen also provide us good bits here.
i expect to raise this issue with our web guy and router guy.
i don't really speak to much router or web, my limited talent and experience
relegate me to the lowly role of board and drive swapper and all around server
geek. so there! a left handed concurrence sir, never let it be said that i
said "Me too" in a mere 2 words!! i have a reputation to protect.
signed,
paddy mcblarney
low priest of quantum verbosity
thanks for all the fiche- d.adams revised
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Original Message -----
From: Imail
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent:
Wednesday, June 06, 2001 05:27 PM
Subject: Re: Re(2):
[IMail Forum] imail issue
I don't even enable the service. No need. No desire. No
point.
Who needs LDAP anyway?
----- Original
Message -----
From: Patrick Mathews
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent:
Wednesday, June 06, 2001 3:19 PM
Subject: RE: Re(2):
[IMail Forum] imail issue
life is indeed bleak. there is NO moderator. this is anarchy
at it's finest. action is the only solution for entropy. ergo, i'm created,
therefore i am, cuz most times if i thought, i wouldn't be wondering if i was.
those of us who want one outcome or another need to act
consistently with our desires:
i have a question that
has been bothering me about LDAP and Imail:
this is
not mission crit, but maybe we can waste some cycles on an academic issue. i
migrated 5k plus users from a reliable linux config that was upstream from me,
good config on their boxes, solid: but the upstream providor in that direction
was dicey and unresponsive. my users had down time. this cannot be.
i'm not your LDAP guru, in fact: what's an LDAP? wrong list,
i'll ask around elsewhere, point i'm making is: p136 in the manual (being
stupid i read manuals, it helps mitigate my stupidity) tells me that if i do
what i did (and i did) that i may want to populate the ldap directory. does
this mean that my 6500 hippies, yuppies, and farmers now are able to see
server side info on the client side? there's some things they don't really
need to know about each other...
Rants, war stories, flames and links appreciated.
As Self Appointed List Troll (ol s.a.l.t.) i say that if
empty hands are a devils workshop... what's an empty mind? his kitchen!
someone learn me ova heah, hah?
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-----Original Message-----
From:
[EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On
Behalf Of Ken Anderson
Sent: Wednesday, June 06, 2001
4:13 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Mark
McDonald
Subject: Re(2): [IMail Forum] ORBS IS DEAD!
LETS GET ON WITH IMAIL BUSINESS!
