September 30th Several fat gentleman are roilling about laughing, clutching their stomachs, guffawing etc etc
Chairman: Now then , Gentlemen............calm down. let's have a bit of order here. FA Lackey # 1: But really, it is just too priceless...............4-1 up at home and they lose 6-4 ! FA Lackey #2 : Can we award Preston 5 bonus points for Services to Football? Chairman: That is an excellent idea, but I don't think even we could get away with that. Still.................Mr. Secretary, do please send Preston North End a congratulatory telegram from us. Secretary: A telegram, or an email? Chaiurman: Eh? Anyway, we have an important item of business to return to. These rule violations by QPR. I think we are all agreed that it is an open-and-shut case. We have to set a precedent to warn off other clubs, so I think a penalty of 30 points deducted would do it. Are we all agreed? All present: Aye. FA Lackey #1: Hang on a minute, though. If we take 30 pts off QPR, do you realise who will benefit? Chairman: Why, Cardiff & Swansea and all those iother clubs up at the top. FA Lackey #1: Yes...........and possibly Leeds United! Chairman (turning pale): Eh? Surely if they are losing 6-4 at home to the likes of Preston, they aren't going to be much bothered by what goes on at the top of the table. FA Lackey #1: Actually, they are surprisingly high up the table. FA Lackey #2: Maybe we had better put this decision off for a while to be on the safe side. Chairman: I think I've got it................we'll delay it until the very last week of the season. That should string those bastards from Leeds along perfectly. All: Excellent idea! _______________________________________________ Leedslist mailing list Info and options: http://mailman-new.greennet.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist To unsubscribe, email [email protected] MARCHING ON TOGETHER (There's it)
