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Two more occasions when use of the "F" word is most
appropriate:
1. At $1.50/hr over the first 20 hours for internet
access with MSN, it would take merely 8 hours and 2 minutes (costing
$12.05) to bring your monthly internet access cost to $22.00 (for a total
access time of 28 hours and 2 minutes, or a per-hour cost of $0.785). For
$22.00/month, there are numerous internet service providers (ISP's) that
will provide you with unlimited internet access. That's an average of 730
hours/month, if you leave your computer logged on to the internet for the
entire month. Let's say you log on to the internet for a measly 2 hr/day.
That would give you an average monthly usage of 60.8 hours, and a per-hour
cost of $0.362. If you crunch the numbers I've given you above, you will
see that, with an unlimited access ISP, your internet access cost can
be as low as $0.03/hour. Therefore, why the @#$% would I even
consider signing on with MSN as my internet service provider?
2. Why the @#$% would I want to put even 1
more penny into Bill Gates' pocket?
> > > TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING THE
"F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE
> > > >
> >
> > 10th - "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
> >
> > - Noah, 4314 BC
> > > >
>
> > > 9th - "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
>
> > > - Pythagoras, 126 BC
> > >
>
> > > > 8th - "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing
ceiling?"
> > > > - Michelangelo, 1566
>
> > >
> > > > 7th - "Where did all
those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
> > > > -
Custer, 1877
> > > >
> > > > 6th
- "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
> > > > -
Picasso, 1926
> > > >
> > > >
5th - "Where the @#$% are we?"
> > > > - Amelia
Earhart, 1937
> > > >
> > > >
4th - "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
> > >
> - Einstein, 1938
> > > >
>
> > > 3rd - "What the @#$% was that?"
> >
> > - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
> > >
>
> > > > 2nd - "I need this parade like I need a
@#$%ing hole in the head
> > > > - JFK,
1963
> > > >
> > > > And, the
Number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word...
>
> > >
> > > > "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$%
is going to find out?"
> > > > - Bill Clinton,
1997
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