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Two more occasions when use of the "F" word is most
appropriate:
1. At $1.50/hr over the first 20 hours for
internet access with MSN, it would take merely 8 hours and 2 minutes
(costing $12.05) to bring your monthly internet access cost to $22.00
(for a total access time of 28 hours and 2 minutes, or a per-hour cost
of $0.785). For $22.00/month, there are numerous internet service
providers (ISP's) that will provide you with unlimited internet access.
That's an average of 730 hours/month, if you leave your computer logged
on to the internet for the entire month. Let's say you log on to the
internet for a measly 2 hr/day. That would give you an average monthly
usage of 60.8 hours, and a per-hour cost of $0.362. If you crunch the
numbers I've given you above, you will see that, with an unlimited
access ISP, your internet access cost can be as low as
$0.03/hour. Therefore, why the @#$% would I even consider signing
on with MSN as my internet service provider?
2. Why the @#$% would I want to put even 1
more penny into Bill Gates' pocket?
> > > TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING THE
"F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE > > > > > >
> > 10th - "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" > >
> > - Noah, 4314 BC > > > > >
> > > 9th - "How the @#$% did you work that out?" >
> > > - Pythagoras, 126 BC > > >
> > > > > 8th - "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing
ceiling?" > > > > - Michelangelo,
1566 > > > > > > > > 7th -
"Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" > > >
> - Custer, 1877 > > > > >
> > > 6th - "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" >
> > > - Picasso, 1926 > > >
> > > > > 5th - "Where the @#$% are we?" >
> > > - Amelia Earhart, 1937 > >
> > > > > > 4th - "Any @#$%ing idiot could
understand that." > > > > - Einstein,
1938 > > > > > > > > 3rd -
"What the @#$% was that?" > > > > - Mayor Of
Hiroshima, 1945 > > > > > > >
> 2nd - "I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the
head > > > > - JFK, 1963 > >
> > > > > > And, the Number 1 most
appropriate time for using the "F" word... > > >
> > > > > "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to
find out?" > > > > - Bill Clinton,
1997
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