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Two more occasions when use of the "F" word is most
appropriate:
1. At $1.50/hr over the first 20 hours for
internet access with MSN, it would take merely 8 hours and 2 minutes
(costing $12.05) to bring your monthly internet access cost to
$22.00 (for a total access time of 28 hours and 2 minutes, or a
per-hour cost of $0.785). For $22.00/month, there are numerous
internet service providers (ISP's) that will provide you with
unlimited internet access. That's an average of 730 hours/month, if
you leave your computer logged on to the internet for the entire
month. Let's say you log on to the internet for a measly 2 hr/day.
That would give you an average monthly usage of 60.8 hours, and a
per-hour cost of $0.362. If you crunch the numbers I've given you
above, you will see that, with an unlimited access ISP, your
internet access cost can be as low as $0.03/hour. Therefore,
why the @#$% would I even consider signing on with MSN as my
internet service provider?
2. Why the @#$% would I want to put even
1 more penny into Bill Gates' pocket?
> > > TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING
THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE
> > > >
>
> > > 10th - "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my
ass!"
> > > > - Noah, 4314 BC
>
> > >
> > > > 9th - "How the
@#$% did you work that out?"
> > > > -
Pythagoras, 126 BC
> > > >
> >
> > 8th - "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
>
> > > - Michelangelo, 1566
> >
> >
> > > > 7th - "Where did all those
@#$%ing Indians come from?"
> > > > -
Custer, 1877
> > > >
> > >
> 6th - "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
> >
> > - Picasso, 1926
> > > >
>
> > > 5th - "Where the @#$% are we?"
>
> > > - Amelia Earhart, 1937
> >
> >
> > > > 4th - "Any @#$%ing idiot
could understand that."
> > > > -
Einstein, 1938
> > > >
> > >
> 3rd - "What the @#$% was that?"
> > >
> - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
> > >
>
> > > > 2nd - "I need this parade like I
need a @#$%ing hole in the head
> > > > -
JFK, 1963
> > > >
> > > >
And, the Number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F"
word...
> > > >
> > > >
"Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
> >
> > - Bill Clinton, 1997
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