At 03:22 PM 05/10/2002, David L. Gomez wrote:
AND JUST WAIT UNTIL I GET WOUND UP ABOUT THE @#$%-ing FAGOT WHO WILL BE TAKING HIS @#$%-ing FAGOT FRIEND TO HIS SCHOOL PROM TONIGHT BECAUSE SOME @#$%-ing JUDGE (OF QUESTIONABLE JUDGEMENTAL, MORAL AND SEXUAL CHARACTER) SAID THAT THE SCHOOL BOARD AND THE SCHOOL HAS TO ALLOW IT.
THERE'S 3 MORE APPROPRIATE USES OF THE "F" WORD.
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- From: David L. Gomez
- To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
- Sent: Friday, May 10, 2002 3:05 PM
- Subject: Re: E-Mail Subject: Tell-A-Friend
- LAST TIME I HEARD, THERE WAS ABOUT $700,000,000 WRONG WITH IT, NOT TO MENTION THAT IT HAS DONE @#$%-ALL TO KEEP GUNS OUT OF THE HANDS OF CRIMINALS.
- HEY!, WITHOUT EVEN TRYING, I JUST CAME UP WITH ANOTHER APPROPRIATE USE OF THE "F" WORD.
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- From: Cameron MacLean
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- Sent: Friday, May 10, 2002 9:41 AM
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- Something's wrong with our gun legislation?
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- From: Don & Tonie
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- Sent: Friday, May 10, 2002 9:35 AM
- Subject: Re: E-Mail Subject: Tell-A-Friend
- WAY TO GO DAVID. I just knew I could count on you. Of couse, you are @#$% Right. The nerve of the add prompted me to send it out. People just fall for this type of s__t. and merely go along because they don't bother to become involved. eg.. Look at the mess of our "gun control" legislation. (THERE!!!. Now I feel better) Don.
- Two more occasions when use of the "F" word is most appropriate:
- 1. At $1.50/hr over the first 20 hours for internet access with MSN, it would take merely 8 hours and 2 minutes (costing $12.05) to bring your monthly internet access cost to $22.00 (for a total access time of 28 hours and 2 minutes, or a per-hour cost of $0.785). For $22.00/month, there are numerous internet service providers (ISP's) that will provide you with unlimited internet access. That's an average of 730 hours/month, if you leave your computer logged on to the internet for the entire month. Let's say you log on to the internet for a measly 2 hr/day. That would give you an average monthly usage of 60.8 hours, and a per-hour cost of $0.362. If you crunch the numbers I've given you above, you will see that, with an unlimited access ISP, your internet access cost can be as low as $0.03/hour. Therefore, why the @#$% would I even consider signing on with MSN as my internet service provider?
- 2. Why the @#$% would I want to put even 1 more penny into Bill Gates' pocket?
- > > > TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE
- > > > >
- > > > > 10th - "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
- > > > > - Noah, 4314 BC
- > > > >
- > > > > 9th - "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
- > > > > - Pythagoras, 126 BC
- > > > >
- > > > > 8th - "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
- > > > > - Michelangelo, 1566
- > > > >
- > > > > 7th - "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
- > > > > - Custer, 1877
- > > > >
- > > > > 6th - "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
- > > > > - Picasso, 1926
- > > > >
- > > > > 5th - "Where the @#$% are we?"
- > > > > - Amelia Earhart, 1937
- > > > >
- > > > > 4th - "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
- > > > > - Einstein, 1938
- > > > >
- > > > > 3rd - "What the @#$% was that?"
- > > > > - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
- > > > >
- > > > > 2nd - "I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head
- > > > > - JFK, 1963
- > > > >
- > > > > And, the Number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word...
- > > > >
- > > > > "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
- > > > > - Bill Clinton, 1997
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