lucu pisan...aya deui heunteu a? --- Aan Burhanuddin <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Iye teh nyarios naon sih...??? da ku urang mah teu > kaharti... ari ieu teh bahasa naon? teuing ah... > abdi > mah nyahoo na... tiung...tiung.....tiiiiiung... > (lamun > enjing-2 kakara hudang...!!!) > > -- Aan -- > --- Rizp <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > From: sofie mei syahdiani <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > > > > GEUS CAGEUR > > > Aki : "Geus dibejakeun ka Ustad, yen Aki geus > > cageur?" > > > Incu : "Atos Ki!" > > > Aki : "Kumaha ngabejakeunana ?" > > > Incu : "Pa Ustad, tahlilan teh teu cios..." > > > > > > SIBUK > > > "Dupi Bapa na aya kitu ?" ceuk sora dina > telepon. > > > Saurang budak anu narima eta telepon ngajawab > bari > > haharewosan. > > > "Aya,tapi nuju sibuk" pokna. > > > "Ari Ibu ?" > > > "Sami, mamah ge nuju sibuk" ceuk budak bari > angger > > ngaharewos. > > > "Saha deui atuh anu aya didinya ?" > > > "Aya, teteh, pedah sami deuih nuju sibuk" angger > > ngaharewos. > > > Anu nelepon panasaraneun, "Naha nuju saribuk > naon > > atuh neng ?" > > > "Ih, apanan nuju ameng ucing sumput sareng > > Neneng". > > > > > > MANUK > > > "Sabaraha mang manuk ieu hargana ?" ceuk saurang > > lalaki ka tukang manuk. > > > "Tah anu keur nyanyi mah hargana sajuta. Lamun > itu > > tuh, anu cicing bae, > > eta > > > mah > > > dua juta" bari nunjuk manuk anu ngahiul bae dina > > kurung. > > > "Har, naha bet mahal keneh anu cicing bae > geuning > > Mang ?" > > > "His, pan eta anu nyiptakeun laguna" > > > > > > IBU-IBU JEUNG IBU-IBU > > > Saurang ibu-ibu anu masih ngora keneh keur > bebeja > > ka babaturanana, > > > "Kapaksa kuring mah menta ditalak ka salaki." > > > "Naha, kunaon kitu ?" ceuk babaturanana. > > > "Bongan, ampir unggal peuting manehna > pagaweanana > > lar sup ka imah bordil." > > > "Oh, jadi salaki teh laki-laki hidung belang, > nyah > > ?" > > > "Ih lain kitu, lar sup ka imah bordil teh pan > keur > > neangan kuring!" tembal > > > si > > > ibu. > > > > > > DOKTER JEUNG IBU-IBU > > > "Sanes Dok, naha ongkosna ayeuna mah janten 100 > > rebu geuning, biasana mah > > > apanan > > > mung 25 rebu ?" ceuk saurang ibu-ibu tina > telepon > > ka saurang dokter gigi > > > langganan > > > anakna. "Leres pisan Bu. Margi tuang putra > waktos > > diparios jejeritan tarik > > > pisan, > > > dugikeun ka 3 urang calon pasen abdi kalabur," > > walon Dokter gigi kalem > > > > > > DOKTER JEUNG AKI-AKI > > > "Kaserang rematik jigana mah Ki, sampean Aki anu > > kenca teh," ceuk saurang > > > dokter > > > ka saurang pasena anu geus aki-aki. > > > "Rematik teh panyakit nanahaon atuh Dok ?" ceuk > si > > Aki malik nanya. > > > "Rematik teh salah sahiji panyakit anu nyerang > > sendi, Ki. Ari anu > > > ngalantarana > > > keunana tiasa bae kumargi Aki tos sepuh.." > > > Si Aki gancang motong omongan dokter, "Ah ulah > sok > > ngabobodo kitu. Abong > > > kena ka > > > aki-aki. Geuning suku aki anu katuhu teu karasa > > nyeri, padahal umurna mah > > > apanan > > > sarua jeung nu kenca?" > > > > > > PEJUANG > > > "Mamah, Neneng tadi papendak sareng pejuang. > > Ngagandong bambu runcing mani > > > ageung," > > > ceuk saurang budak ka indungna. > > > "Ka Neneng naros?" ceuk indungna. > > > "Muhun. Saurna teh, Neng.... bade meser > lahang?" > > > > > > PROKLAMATOR > > > Hiji mangsa, di sakola SD Tjiudjung, bu guru > > Sejarah ningal Kirdun > > > nundutan, teras > > > we ku si Ibu teh ditaros: "Kirdun, saha ari > > Proklamator Indonesia?" > > > Kirdun kaget bari langsung ngajawab arap-ap > > eureup-eup. > > > "Duka, bu... teu terang,sanes abdi," tembalna > bari > > degdegan. > > > Sababaraha kali si Ibu guru naros, keukeuh > Kirdun > > ngajawab,"Duka teu > > > terang...". > > > Si Ibu guru kaleresan kenal ka bapana Kirdun, > > Sersan Reserse kakoncara > > jago > > > interogasi sa Polsek Tjiudjung. Mulih ti sakola > > teh, nyimpang ka bumina > > > Kirdun, > > > ngawartoskeun we eta perkawis Kirdun teh ka > ramana > > anu kaleresan aya mulih > > > dines. > > > Atuh ramana Kirdun teh ambek, bari neangan > Kirdun > > di kebon. "Kirdun ka > > > kadieu! Maneh > > > ulah ngerakeun dewek, siah, saha Proklamator > > Indonesia?" saur si Bapa > > > sersan bari > > > mulintirkeun kumis > > > baplangna. "Duka, bapa..sanes abdi," ceuk > Kirdun. > > > Atuh plok..plok... Kirdun teh digaplokan ku > > bapana. Teras we kitu, ditanya > > > saha > > > proklamator Indonesia, Kirdun ngajawab teu > terang, > > sanes abdi, digaplok > > > deui, kitu > > > deui. Kirdun teh dugi gareuneuk.. > > > Akhirna, si Bapa teh rada karunyaeun meureun ka > > Kirdun, nya ngadep ka Bu > > > Guru di > > > tepas. > > > "Bu Guru, rupina Proklamator Indonesia teh sanes > > Kirdun, da ditaros sareng > > > digaplo > > > kan oge, keukeuh teu ngaku...... > > > > > > > > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > To unsubscribe, e-mail: > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > Website mancing-l at http://www.MancingL.com --> > > Fishing information, online chat, forum discusion, > > clasifiedads, etc > > MancingL Archive at > > http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected] > > Fishing@Indonesia a MancingL sharing picture forum > > at http://communities.msn.com/FishingIndonesia > > > > Millis ini terselengara berkat dukungan PT. > Metrocom > > Global Solusi > > The Prefered IT Solution Company - > > http://www.metrocom.co.id > > > > ** Save Bandwidth... potong berita yang tidak > perlu > > ** > > > > > > > __________________________________________________ > Do You Yahoo!? > Yahoo! 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