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-- Aan -- --- Andris Suherman <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > lucu pisan...aya deui heunteu a? > --- Aan Burhanuddin <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Iye teh nyarios naon sih...??? da ku urang mah teu > > kaharti... ari ieu teh bahasa naon? teuing ah... > > abdi > > mah nyahoo na... tiung...tiung.....tiiiiiung... > > (lamun > > enjing-2 kakara hudang...!!!) > > > > -- Aan -- > > --- Rizp <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > From: sofie mei syahdiani <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > > > > > > GEUS CAGEUR > > > > Aki : "Geus dibejakeun ka Ustad, yen Aki geus > > > cageur?" > > > > Incu : "Atos Ki!" > > > > Aki : "Kumaha ngabejakeunana ?" > > > > Incu : "Pa Ustad, tahlilan teh teu cios..." > > > > > > > > SIBUK > > > > "Dupi Bapa na aya kitu ?" ceuk sora dina > > telepon. > > > > Saurang budak anu narima eta telepon ngajawab > > bari > > > haharewosan. > > > > "Aya,tapi nuju sibuk" pokna. > > > > "Ari Ibu ?" > > > > "Sami, mamah ge nuju sibuk" ceuk budak bari > > angger > > > ngaharewos. > > > > "Saha deui atuh anu aya didinya ?" > > > > "Aya, teteh, pedah sami deuih nuju sibuk" > angger > > > ngaharewos. > > > > Anu nelepon panasaraneun, "Naha nuju saribuk > > naon > > > atuh neng ?" > > > > "Ih, apanan nuju ameng ucing sumput sareng > > > Neneng". > > > > > > > > MANUK > > > > "Sabaraha mang manuk ieu hargana ?" ceuk > saurang > > > lalaki ka tukang manuk. > > > > "Tah anu keur nyanyi mah hargana sajuta. Lamun > > itu > > > tuh, anu cicing bae, > > > eta > > > > mah > > > > dua juta" bari nunjuk manuk anu ngahiul bae > dina > > > kurung. > > > > "Har, naha bet mahal keneh anu cicing bae > > geuning > > > Mang ?" > > > > "His, pan eta anu nyiptakeun laguna" > > > > > > > > IBU-IBU JEUNG IBU-IBU > > > > Saurang ibu-ibu anu masih ngora keneh keur > > bebeja > > > ka babaturanana, > > > > "Kapaksa kuring mah menta ditalak ka salaki." > > > > "Naha, kunaon kitu ?" ceuk babaturanana. > > > > "Bongan, ampir unggal peuting manehna > > pagaweanana > > > lar sup ka imah bordil." > > > > "Oh, jadi salaki teh laki-laki hidung belang, > > nyah > > > ?" > > > > "Ih lain kitu, lar sup ka imah bordil teh pan > > keur > > > neangan kuring!" tembal > > > > si > > > > ibu. > > > > > > > > DOKTER JEUNG IBU-IBU > > > > "Sanes Dok, naha ongkosna ayeuna mah janten > 100 > > > rebu geuning, biasana mah > > > > apanan > > > > mung 25 rebu ?" ceuk saurang ibu-ibu tina > > telepon > > > ka saurang dokter gigi > > > > langganan > > > > anakna. "Leres pisan Bu. Margi tuang putra > > waktos > > > diparios jejeritan tarik > > > > pisan, > > > > dugikeun ka 3 urang calon pasen abdi kalabur," > > > walon Dokter gigi kalem > > > > > > > > DOKTER JEUNG AKI-AKI > > > > "Kaserang rematik jigana mah Ki, sampean Aki > anu > > > kenca teh," ceuk saurang > > > > dokter > > > > ka saurang pasena anu geus aki-aki. > > > > "Rematik teh panyakit nanahaon atuh Dok ?" > ceuk > > si > > > Aki malik nanya. > > > > "Rematik teh salah sahiji panyakit anu nyerang > > > sendi, Ki. Ari anu > > > > ngalantarana > > > > keunana tiasa bae kumargi Aki tos sepuh.." > > > > Si Aki gancang motong omongan dokter, "Ah ulah > > sok > > > ngabobodo kitu. Abong > > > > kena ka > > > > aki-aki. Geuning suku aki anu katuhu teu > karasa > > > nyeri, padahal umurna mah > > > > apanan > > > > sarua jeung nu kenca?" > > > > > > > > PEJUANG > > > > "Mamah, Neneng tadi papendak sareng pejuang. > > > Ngagandong bambu runcing mani > > > > ageung," > > > > ceuk saurang budak ka indungna. > > > > "Ka Neneng naros?" ceuk indungna. > > > > "Muhun. Saurna teh, Neng.... bade meser > > lahang?" > > > > > > > > PROKLAMATOR > > > > Hiji mangsa, di sakola SD Tjiudjung, bu guru > > > Sejarah ningal Kirdun > > > > nundutan, teras > > > > we ku si Ibu teh ditaros: "Kirdun, saha ari > > > Proklamator Indonesia?" > > > > Kirdun kaget bari langsung ngajawab arap-ap > > > eureup-eup. > > > > "Duka, bu... teu terang,sanes abdi," tembalna > > bari > > > degdegan. > > > > Sababaraha kali si Ibu guru naros, keukeuh > > Kirdun > > > ngajawab,"Duka teu > > > > terang...". > > > > Si Ibu guru kaleresan kenal ka bapana Kirdun, > > > Sersan Reserse kakoncara > > > jago > > > > interogasi sa Polsek Tjiudjung. Mulih ti > sakola > > > teh, nyimpang ka bumina > > > > Kirdun, > > > > ngawartoskeun we eta perkawis Kirdun teh ka > > ramana > > > anu kaleresan aya mulih > > > > dines. > > > > Atuh ramana Kirdun teh ambek, bari neangan > > Kirdun > > > di kebon. "Kirdun ka > > > > kadieu! Maneh > > > > ulah ngerakeun dewek, siah, saha Proklamator > > > Indonesia?" saur si Bapa > > > > sersan bari > > > > mulintirkeun kumis > > > > baplangna. "Duka, bapa..sanes abdi," ceuk > > Kirdun. > > > > Atuh plok..plok... Kirdun teh digaplokan ku > > > bapana. Teras we kitu, ditanya > > > > saha > > > > proklamator Indonesia, Kirdun ngajawab teu > > terang, > > > sanes abdi, digaplok > > > > deui, kitu > > > > deui. 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