emang otak elo cuma sejengkal radiusnya cuma sejengkal hahahahaha..... ----- Original Message ----- From: "Sigit Triwaskito" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, May 03, 2002 5:35 PM Subject: RE: [mancing-l] Fw: Selingan
> lagu sunda : > > cing cang keling paes lele di daunan > cing nyai cicing urang NGEWE lalaunan > > > > -----Original Message----- > From: Rizp [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Friday, May 03, 2002 10:20 AM > To: Mancing List > Subject: [mancing-l] Fw: Selingan > > > > From: sofie mei syahdiani <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > > GEUS CAGEUR > > Aki : "Geus dibejakeun ka Ustad, yen Aki geus cageur?" > > Incu : "Atos Ki!" > > Aki : "Kumaha ngabejakeunana ?" > > Incu : "Pa Ustad, tahlilan teh teu cios..." > > > > SIBUK > > "Dupi Bapa na aya kitu ?" ceuk sora dina telepon. > > Saurang budak anu narima eta telepon ngajawab bari haharewosan. > > "Aya,tapi nuju sibuk" pokna. > > "Ari Ibu ?" > > "Sami, mamah ge nuju sibuk" ceuk budak bari angger ngaharewos. > > "Saha deui atuh anu aya didinya ?" > > "Aya, teteh, pedah sami deuih nuju sibuk" angger ngaharewos. > > Anu nelepon panasaraneun, "Naha nuju saribuk naon atuh neng ?" > > "Ih, apanan nuju ameng ucing sumput sareng Neneng". > > > > MANUK > > "Sabaraha mang manuk ieu hargana ?" ceuk saurang lalaki ka tukang manuk. > > "Tah anu keur nyanyi mah hargana sajuta. Lamun itu tuh, anu cicing bae, > eta > > mah > > dua juta" bari nunjuk manuk anu ngahiul bae dina kurung. > > "Har, naha bet mahal keneh anu cicing bae geuning Mang ?" > > "His, pan eta anu nyiptakeun laguna" > > > > IBU-IBU JEUNG IBU-IBU > > Saurang ibu-ibu anu masih ngora keneh keur bebeja ka babaturanana, > > "Kapaksa kuring mah menta ditalak ka salaki." > > "Naha, kunaon kitu ?" ceuk babaturanana. > > "Bongan, ampir unggal peuting manehna pagaweanana lar sup ka imah bordil." > > "Oh, jadi salaki teh laki-laki hidung belang, nyah ?" > > "Ih lain kitu, lar sup ka imah bordil teh pan keur neangan kuring!" temb al > > si > > ibu. > > > > DOKTER JEUNG IBU-IBU > > "Sanes Dok, naha ongkosna ayeuna mah janten 100 rebu geuning, biasana mah > > apanan > > mung 25 rebu ?" ceuk saurang ibu-ibu tina telepon ka saurang dokter gigi > > langganan > > anakna. "Leres pisan Bu. Margi tuang putra waktos diparios jejeritan tarik > > pisan, > > dugikeun ka 3 urang calon pasen abdi kalabur," walon Dokter gigi kalem > > > > DOKTER JEUNG AKI-AKI > > "Kaserang rematik jigana mah Ki, sampean Aki anu kenca teh," ceuk saurang > > dokter > > ka saurang pasena anu geus aki-aki. > > "Rematik teh panyakit nanahaon atuh Dok ?" ceuk si Aki malik nanya. > > "Rematik teh salah sahiji panyakit anu nyerang sendi, Ki. Ari anu > > ngalantarana > > keunana tiasa bae kumargi Aki tos sepuh.." > > Si Aki gancang motong omongan dokter, "Ah ulah sok ngabobodo kitu. Abong > > kena ka > > aki-aki. Geuning suku aki anu katuhu teu karasa nyeri, padahal umurna mah > > apanan > > sarua jeung nu kenca?" > > > > PEJUANG > > "Mamah, Neneng tadi papendak sareng pejuang. Ngagandong bambu runcing mani > > ageung," > > ceuk saurang budak ka indungna. > > "Ka Neneng naros?" ceuk indungna. > > "Muhun. Saurna teh, Neng.... bade meser lahang?" > > > > PROKLAMATOR > > Hiji mangsa, di sakola SD Tjiudjung, bu guru Sejarah ningal Kirdun > > nundutan, teras > > we ku si Ibu teh ditaros: "Kirdun, saha ari Proklamator Indonesia?" > > Kirdun kaget bari langsung ngajawab arap-ap eureup-eup. > > "Duka, bu... teu terang,sanes abdi," tembalna bari degdegan. > > Sababaraha kali si Ibu guru naros, keukeuh Kirdun ngajawab,"Duka teu > > terang...". > > Si Ibu guru kaleresan kenal ka bapana Kirdun, Sersan Reserse kakoncara > jago > > interogasi sa Polsek Tjiudjung. Mulih ti sakola teh, nyimpang ka bumina > > Kirdun, > > ngawartoskeun we eta perkawis Kirdun teh ka ramana anu kaleresan aya mulih > > dines. > > Atuh ramana Kirdun teh ambek, bari neangan Kirdun di kebon. "Kirdun ka > > kadieu! Maneh > > ulah ngerakeun dewek, siah, saha Proklamator Indonesia?" saur si Bapa > > sersan bari > > mulintirkeun kumis > > baplangna. "Duka, bapa..sanes abdi," ceuk Kirdun. > > Atuh plok..plok... Kirdun teh digaplokan ku bapana. Teras we kitu, ditanya > > saha > > proklamator Indonesia, Kirdun ngajawab teu terang, sanes abdi, digaplok > > deui, kitu > > deui. Kirdun teh dugi gareuneuk.. > > Akhirna, si Bapa teh rada karunyaeun meureun ka Kirdun, nya ngadep ka Bu > > Guru di > > tepas. > > "Bu Guru, rupina Proklamator Indonesia teh sanes Kirdun, da ditaros sareng > > digaplo > > kan oge, keukeuh teu ngaku...... > > > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > > To unsubscribe, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Website mancing-l at http://www.MancingL.com --> Fishing information, > online chat, forum discusion, clasifiedads, etc > MancingL Archive at http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected] > Fishing@Indonesia a MancingL sharing picture forum at > http://communities.msn.com/FishingIndonesia > > Millis ini terselengara berkat dukungan PT. 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