yeh those are pretty cool brad,
heres one
Whats the first thing a blonde does when she wakes up?
Goes home.
and another....
this guy was going down on this chick and he noticed she had one side of her
muff dyed black and the other dyed blonde. he says oh your a collingwood
supporter. she opened her legs a little more and said
nope, st.kilda.
>From: "Brad HALLETT" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Subject: Bizarre processes of the mind
>Date: Wed, 9 Aug 2000 21:51:42 +1000
>
>For the last hour I have been shampooing the carpets with this whizzbang
>machine I hired from Woolies, when suddenly it dawned on me - The job is so
>mind-numbingly boring that I started thinking. Thought so many thoughts
>there were'nt a thought I hadn't thunk (Violent Femmes)
>
>Tadah!!!! I have devised a way to build a flow bench from a carpet
>shampoo machine. Using dyed detergent, the long term foaming shit, I
>reckon I can trace easily the airflow under vacuum of a cylinder head port
>using video equipment and my PC.
>
>Then again maybe I should just have a labotomy......
>
>And for all those other henpecked 'cause without a rebel' types, here is my
>list of all time favourite bitch jokes. f you are easily offended ring
>Lifeline.
>
> > >>> > Why did God create woman?
> > >>> > To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
> > >>> >
> > >>> > If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
> > >>> > The swallow
> > >>> >
> > >>> > How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
> > >>> > Phone her.
> > >>> >
> > >>> > Why do women fake orgasms?
> > >>> > Because they think men care.
> > >>> >
> > >>> > What is the definition of "making love"?
> > >>> > Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
> > >>> >
> > >>> > What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
> > >>> > Slow down and use a lubricant.
> > >>> >
> > >>> > How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb?
> > >>> > None, let the bitch cook in the dark.
> > >>> >
> > >>> > What's the difference between pre-menstrual tension and B.S.E?
> > >>> > One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural problem.
> > >>> >
> > >>> > What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
> > >>> > Nothing, she's been told twice already.
> > >>> >
> > >>> > How many men does it take to open a beer?
> > >>> > None. It should be opened by the time she brings it
> > >>> >
> > >>> > How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
> > >>> > Marry it!
> > >>> >
> > >>> > What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
> > >>> > A battery has a positive side.
> > >>> >
> > >>> > What are the three fastest means of communication?
> > >>> > 1) Internet
> > >>> > 2) Telephone
> > >>> > 3) Telawoman
> > >>> >
> > >>> > Why do hunters make the best lovers?
> > >>> > Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they
>eat
>what
> > >>> > they shoot.
> > >>> >
> > >>> > How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
> > >>> > They're both fun to ride until your friends find out
> > >>> >
> > >>> > What should you give a woman who has everything?
> > >>> > A man to show her how to work it.
> > >>> >
> > >>> > How are twisters (tornadoes) and marriage alike? They both begin
>with a
> > >>> > lot
> > >>> > of blowing and sucking, and in the end you lose your house.
> > >>> >
> > >>> > Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?
> > >>> > She knows she's given her last blow job.
> > >>> >
> > >>> > What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
> > >>> > A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and A bitch sleeps with
> > >>everyone
> > >>> >
> > >>> > at the party except you.
> > >>> >
> > >>> > Why is the space between a women's breasts and her hips called
>awaist?
> > >>> > Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
> >
> > >>> >
> > >>> > Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
> > >>> > When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.
> > >>> >
> > >>> > How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
> > >>> > Put a nipple on it.
>
>
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