Here, continuing Ozark tradition demands that you have at least one non
functioning automobile on blocks and at least one non functioning major
appliance on the front porch.
Cars up on blocks in the front yard serve the essential function of
concealing the poop from the ten or so hunting dogs lounging on the
front porch...
And better than the non-functioning appliance, or perhaps its perfect
accompaniment, is an old bench seat from a pickup truck sitting on the
front porch, way classier than an old sofa....
-
Lee Einer
Dos Manos Jewelry
http://www.dosmanosjewelry.com
