I am glad to see at least some humor in this comedy and farce. In truth I would much rather go to the women's facility. Men are such smelly pigs, whereas women's facilities are usually much more sanitary. This information is based on a period of cleaning buildings many years ago, (not lurking in the ladies room, though being a flaming hetero that is a provocative thought).
Since I have been asked for my expert opinion on the matter I will try to add a bit to the "out door" arts. The best of course is cotton fields. In the summer the large soft leaves work well, and in the fall when the bolls open they really come into their own. Hence the term "------- in tall cotton". By the way the Sears catalogue's middle pages were alright, but the rest is not as good as cotton leaves. Too slick. Ah yes I remember it well. Something even more rare to find, that may rate as the very best, was a chance discovery of the wrappers off of a box of peaches. These tissue coverings, once discovered in a dump, were the best thing I ever experienced until the discovery of Charmin. Oh yes, I remember it well! Hopefully, we may some day get past people feeling bodily functions are some way forbidden and sexy. Same with mammary glands. Much of the rest of the world do not see anything particularly sexy about either. Only in the repressive worlds of fundamentalist religions are such things as women's bodies and bodily functions some how kinky and sexy. Might as well join the other barbarians and not allow anything on a woman to show except the eyes. No I guess not; cause I find women's eyes amazingly alluring and sexy. Yep, I guess we better even cover them up to keep sick men from bad, sinful thoughts. Men are such weak willed creatures that they can not resist the sinful lust such wonderfully evil creatures create. Since some on the List seem to have no humor and take themselves and everything else far too seriously, I feel compelled to point out that the above is meant as irony and just for fun, so do not take it seriously. Please! Isn't it ironic that I even have to point this out? Isn't it amazing that in countries where that evil is right out in the open there are lower rape rates than Minneapolis. Y' in some countries women even have the equal right to go topless on a beach (and not get raped). Imagine that. Jim Graham, Ventura Village >"Why is it the Mongols of this world always tell us they're defending us against the Mongols?" TEMPORARY REMINDER: 1. Don't feed the troll! Ignore obvious flame-bait. 2. If you don't like what's being discussed here, don't complain - change the subject (Mpls-specific, of course.) ________________________________ Minneapolis Issues Forum - A City-focused Civic Discussion - Mn E-Democracy Post messages to: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Subscribe, Un-subscribe, etc. at: http://e-democracy.org/mpls
