On May 27, 2005 07:30 am, Carroll Grigsby wrote:
> On Friday 27 May 2005 02:58 am, Brant Fitzsimmons wrote:
> > Stephen K�hn wrote:
<snip>
> > |
> > | We're at week 37, sprog is very very healthy and appears to want
> > | OUT NOW. Can't says I blame him. Tina wants him out now, too. Her
> > | belly's stretched tighter than a drum and ya can see his feets and
> > | hands when he's getting overly active. Ah well. Any time now.
> > |
> > | "DaddyDownUnder" - heh. Sounds kinda cool that! Ta Kaj! --
> > | YankDownUnder aka stephen kuhn
> >
> > My wife and I will race ya!  Our little one is due on June 13.
> >
> > Here's to healthy babies. :-)
>
> Two bits of advice to both of you: (1) Fathers of newborns should refrain
> from opening mustard jars. (2) When changing the diapers of male offspring,
> never leave them uncovered for more than a few milliseconds.
> -- cmg

A small change to point (2).  Make that microseconds :)

Also, other things to avoid opening are yellow relish and just about anything 
semi-fluid and clear. :-)

ttfn

John
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