Was the blonde cop's last name Boudreaux or Thibideaux? -Kyle
On Fri, Jul 23, 2010 at 10:38 AM, stanley/ Randolph <[email protected]>wrote: > > I know what you mean. I was going through a bad neighborhood to visit a > friend and I drive my Beetle like the Germans do - not slowing down much for > corners. It wasn't a stock engine anyway and was fast - although I wasn't > going to exceed the speed limit b/c of the neighborhood. > I got stopped anyway, and the cop made me get out of my car, put me in the > back of his patrol car, and proceeded to inspect my car. I suppose for > drugs. > I was slightly apprehensive, because I knew there were no drugs in it and I > did not give him permission to search, and I did not go willingly into his > patrol car, but I did go because of the nature of the neighborhood, it being > a bad area of town. > Along came a guy I knew who knew the cop well, and he vouched for me, that > I don't do drugs so he wouldn't find anything. > The cop came back and let me out and couldn't give me a ticket for speeding > or driving wrecklessly, but told me I was driving like someone who just > scored. > I told him, man, I always drive like that. It's the birth mother of the > Porsche 911 and I have it set up to handle better than a stock Beetle. If > you think *I *am fast, you ought to see Germans driving Porsches and > BMWs. They don't slow down for the corners. I did. His reply was that he > couldn't tell... > You are right, Kim. male or female, I don't trust them. And I used to > like this gorgeous gal with whom I shared a mutual attraction, who > became a State Trooper... > What a waste? > > Anyway, here's a good one for you about a blonde cop... > > Two Mexicans are on a bicycle about 15 miles outside of Lafayette, > Louisiana when one of the bike's tires goes flat. They start hitching a > lift back into town. > > > A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help, and the Mexicans ask him > for a ride. He tells them he has no room in the trailer as he is carrying > 20,000 bowling balls. > > > The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit into the > back with their bike will he take them back into town and he agrees. > > > > They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back and the > driver shuts the doors and gets on his way. > > > > By this time he is really late and so puts the hammer down and sure enough, > a blond cop pulls him over for speeding. The lady officer asks the driver > what he is carrying, to which the driver jokingly replies "Mexican eggs." > > > * The Blond Lady Cop * obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a > look in the trailer. She opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks > it. She gets on her radio and calls for immediate backup from as many > officers as possible plus the Swat Team. > > > The dispatcher asks what emergency she has that require so many officers. > > > * "I've got a Tractor-Trailer stopped with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it. Two > have hatched and they've already managed to steal a bicycle. > * > > Stanley > > > > > > ------------------------------ > *From:* Kim Paddock <[email protected]> > *To:* [email protected] > *Sent:* Fri, July 23, 2010 10:03:36 AM > *Subject:* Re: [Nighthawk Lovers] Cop Pulls Out Gun On Motorcyclist > > I'm sticking with my shrinks' advice. I've been the victim of too many > illegal raids and searches. I have zero trust for cops now. P.S...no, I > don't have a record. > > ------------------------------ > *From:* stanley/ Randolph <[email protected]> > *To:* [email protected] > *Sent:* Thu, July 22, 2010 9:08:42 PM > *Subject:* Re: [Nighthawk Lovers] Cop Pulls Out Gun On Motorcyclist > > Although I generally agree with you about cops, I have had one or two who > were straight up and decent, and they didn't like most cops either. > One time I was in a group of drivers and one guy sort of in the lead saw a > cop just after someone said everything was clear. I think he was the one > who said no smokeys. Anyway, he floors it and takes off, so naturally the > cop goes after him. > A short while later he's back in the group. Asked if he got bit, he > replied in the negative. Asked how he got out of it, he explained - he was > a cop, showed his badge, and the guy let him go. He couldn't see one of us > getting a ticket when he wouldn't, and it didn't slow him down much at all, > obviously. > I had a retired cop friend back when I was working on Beetles. He had me > repair his GF's Beetle, as she had just lost her dad and had been going to > school. He wound up marrying her. She has one or two kids by him, but I > haven't seen her since a few months after my accident in Nov. '01. I was > sorry to see him go. He was straight up and well respected even among > people on the wrong side of the law. If they were going to be arrested for > doing wrong, they would prefer Eno arrest them, even though he was sort of > ornery and crusty at times. > There have been a few others, but they are the exception, not the rule. > Here in Lafayette, motorcycle cops are the worst "orifices" of all. > > ** > > > ------------------------------ > *From:* Kim Paddock <[email protected]> > *To:* [email protected] > *Sent:* Thu, July 22, 2010 8:20:11 PM > *Subject:* Re: [Nighthawk Lovers] Cop Pulls Out Gun On Motorcyclist > > My shrink told me that I was to NEVER..EVER date a cop...that includes > military police, parole officers, prison guards, ex-cops (they never really > are EX-cops, are they?) or any person who ever had "officer" attached to > their name. He claims that only one of us would get out alive and his odds > were in my favor. Of course he didn't really have to tell me this info...I > never would go that direction anyways. > > ------------------------------ > *From:* Kyle Munz <[email protected]> > *To:* [email protected] > *Sent:* Wed, July 21, 2010 9:03:23 PM > *Subject:* Re: [Nighthawk Lovers] Cop Pulls Out Gun On Motorcyclist > > That was the typical behavior of cops in the town I grew up in, except that > they woke my mom up at 04:30 on a saturday, not 06:45 on a weekday. I wasn't > home (still out from friday night), when she told them I wasn't home they > called her a liar and threatened to arrest HER. What did I do wrong? Oh, it > seems I had a headlight out 6 mos before. A cop had pulled me over and given > me a warning, WARNING written very clearly on the citation. However, when he > got back to the station he entered it as a real ticket and assigned me a > court date that I didn't know about. The warrant was for failure to appear. > I could take over this forum with stories about the cops in that one tiny TX > town of 14,000 people...lets just say I know how that guy feels. I still > don't trust cops, not one bit, got friends who are cops, makes it difficult. > > > -Kyle > > > On Wed, Jul 21, 2010 at 5:43 PM, Paul <[email protected]> wrote: > >> *Have you seen this? >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK5bMSyJCsg&feature=related* >> * >> * >> * <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK5bMSyJCsg&feature=related>Then watch >> this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2tOO4NwMY0&feature=related >> * >> -- >> *Paul* >> * >> * >> >> >> -- >> You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups >> "Nighthawk Motorcycle Lovers!" group. >> To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. >> To unsubscribe from this group, send email to >> [email protected]<nighthawk_lovers%[email protected]> >> . >> For more options, visit this group at >> http://groups.google.com/group/nighthawk_lovers?hl=en. >> > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "Nighthawk Motorcycle Lovers!" group. > To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. > To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > [email protected]<nighthawk_lovers%[email protected]> > . > For more options, visit this group at > http://groups.google.com/group/nighthawk_lovers?hl=en. > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "Nighthawk Motorcycle Lovers!" group. > To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. > To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > [email protected]<nighthawk_lovers%[email protected]> > . > For more options, visit this group at > http://groups.google.com/group/nighthawk_love > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "Nighthawk Motorcycle Lovers!" group. > To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. > To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > [email protected]<nighthawk_lovers%[email protected]> > . > For more options, visit this group at > http://groups.google.com/group/nighthawk_lovers?hl=en. > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "Nighthawk Motorcycle Lovers!" group. > To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. > To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > [email protected]<nighthawk_lovers%[email protected]> > . > For more options, visit this group at > http://groups.google.com/group/nighthawk_lovers?hl=en. > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "Nighthawk Motorcycle Lovers!" group. > To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. > To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > [email protected]<nighthawk_lovers%[email protected]> > . > For more options, visit this group at > http://groups.google.com/group/nighthawk_lovers?hl=en. > -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Nighthawk Motorcycle Lovers!" group. 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