You ever heard of a blonde Cajun? She was from up north somewhere, like Shreveport or Alexandria Stanley
________________________________ From: Kyle Munz <[email protected]> To: [email protected] Sent: Fri, July 23, 2010 10:50:13 AM Subject: Re: [Nighthawk Lovers] Cop Pulls Out Gun On Motorcyclist Was the blonde cop's last name Boudreaux or Thibideaux? -Kyle On Fri, Jul 23, 2010 at 10:38 AM, stanley/ Randolph <[email protected]> wrote: >I know what you mean. I was going through a bad neighborhood to visit a >friend >and I drive my Beetle like the Germans do - not slowing down much for >corners. >It wasn't a stock engine anyway and was fast - although I wasn't going to >exceed >the speed limit b/c of the neighborhood. >I got stopped anyway, and the cop made me get out of my car, put me in the >back >of his patrol car, and proceeded to inspect my car. I suppose for drugs. >I was slightly apprehensive, because I knew there were no drugs in it and I >did >not give him permission to search, and I did not go willingly into his patrol >car, but I did go because of the nature of the neighborhood, it being a bad >area >of town. >Along came a guy I knew who knew the cop well, and he vouched for me, that I >don't do drugs so he wouldn't find anything. >The cop came back and let me out and couldn't give me a ticket for speeding or >driving wrecklessly, but told me I was driving like someone who just scored. >I told him, man, I always drive like that. It's the birth mother of the >Porsche >911 and I have it set up to handle better than a stock Beetle. If you think I >am fast, you ought to see Germans driving Porsches and BMWs. They don't slow >down for the corners. I did. His reply was that he couldn't tell... >You are right, Kim. male or female, I don't trust them. And I used to like >this gorgeous gal with whom I shared a mutual attraction, who became a State >Trooper... > >What a waste? > >Anyway, here's a good one for you about a blonde cop... > >Two Mexicans are on a bicycle about 15 miles outside of Lafayette, Louisiana >when one of the bike's tires goes flat. They start hitching a lift back into >town. > > >A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help, and the Mexicans ask him for a >ride. He tells them he has no room in the trailer as he is carrying 20,000 >bowling balls. > > > >The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit into the back >with their bike will he take them back into town and he agrees. > > > > >They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back and the driver >shuts the doors and gets on his way. > > > > >By this time he is really late and so puts the hammer down and sure enough, a >blond cop pulls him over for speeding. The lady officer asks the driver what >he >is carrying, to which the driver jokingly replies "Mexican eggs." > > > > The Blond Lady Cop obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look in >the trailer. She opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. She >gets >on her radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible >plus the Swat Team. > > > >The dispatcher asks what emergency she has that require so many officers. > > > "I've got a Tractor-Trailer stopped with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it. Two have >hatched and they've already managed to steal a bicycle. > > > >Stanley > > > > > > > > > ________________________________ From: Kim Paddock <[email protected]> >To: [email protected] >Sent: Fri, July 23, 2010 10:03:36 AM >Subject: Re: [Nighthawk Lovers] Cop Pulls Out Gun On Motorcyclist > > >I'm sticking with my shrinks' advice. I've been the victim of too many illegal >raids and searches. I have zero trust for cops now. P.S...no, I don't have a >record. > > > > ________________________________ >From: stanley/ Randolph <[email protected]> >To: [email protected] > >Sent: Thu, July 22, 2010 9:08:42 PM >Subject: Re: [Nighthawk Lovers] Cop Pulls Out Gun On Motorcyclist > > >Although I generally agree with you about cops, I have had one or two who were >straight up and decent, and they didn't like most cops either. >One time I was in a group of drivers and one guy sort of in the lead saw a >cop just after someone said everything was clear. I think he was the one >who said no smokeys. Anyway, he floors it and takes off, so naturally the cop >goes after him. > >A short while later he's back in the group. Asked if he got bit, he replied >in >the negative. Asked how he got out of it, he explained - he was a cop, showed >his badge, and the guy let him go. He couldn't see one of us getting a ticket >when he wouldn't, and it didn't slow him down much at all, obviously. >I had a retired cop friend back when I was working on Beetles. He had me >repair >his GF's Beetle, as she had just lost her dad and had been going to school. >He >wound up marrying her. She has one or two kids by him, but I haven't seen her >since a few months after my accident in Nov. '01. I was sorry to see him go. >He was straight up and well respected even among people on the wrong side of >the >law. If they were going to be arrested for doing wrong, they would prefer Eno >arrest them, even though he was sort of ornery and crusty at times. >There have been a few others, but they are the exception, not the rule. Here >in >Lafayette, motorcycle cops are the worst "orifices" of all. > > > > > > > ________________________________ >From: Kim Paddock <[email protected]> >To: [email protected] > >Sent: Thu, July 22, 2010 8:20:11 PM >Subject: Re: [Nighthawk Lovers] Cop Pulls Out Gun On Motorcyclist > > >My shrink told me that I was to NEVER..EVER date a cop...that includes >military >police, parole officers, prison guards, ex-cops (they never really are >EX-cops, >are they?) or any person who ever had "officer" attached to their name. He >claims that only one of us would get out alive and his odds were in my favor. >Of >course he didn't really have to tell me this info...I never would go that >direction anyways. > > > > ________________________________ From: Kyle Munz <[email protected]> >To: [email protected] >Sent: Wed, July 21, 2010 9:03:23 PM >Subject: Re: [Nighthawk Lovers] Cop Pulls Out Gun On Motorcyclist > >That was the typical behavior of cops in the town I grew up in, except that >they >woke my mom up at 04:30 on a saturday, not 06:45 on a weekday. I wasn't home >(still out from friday night), when she told them I wasn't home they called >her >a liar and threatened to arrest HER. What did I do wrong? Oh, it seems I had a >headlight out 6 mos before. A cop had pulled me over and given me a warning, >WARNING written very clearly on the citation. However, when he got back to the >station he entered it as a real ticket and assigned me a court date that I >didn't know about. The warrant was for failure to appear. I could take over >this >forum with stories about the cops in that one tiny TX town of 14,000 >people...lets just say I know how that guy feels. I still don't trust cops, >not >one bit, got friends who are cops, makes it difficult. > > >-Kyle > > > >On Wed, Jul 21, 2010 at 5:43 PM, Paul <[email protected]> wrote: > >Have you seen this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK5bMSyJCsg&feature=related >> >> >>Then watch this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2tOO4NwMY0&feature=related >> >>-- >>Paul >> >> >> >>-- >> >>You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups >>"Nighthawk Motorcycle Lovers!" group. >>To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. >>To unsubscribe from this group, send email to >>[email protected]. >>For more options, visit this group at >>http://groups.google.com/group/nighthawk_lovers?hl=en. >> > >-- >You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups >"Nighthawk Motorcycle Lovers!" group. >To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. >To unsubscribe from this group, send email to >[email protected]. >For more options, visit this group at >http://groups.google.com/group/nighthawk_lovers?hl=en. > > >-- >You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups >"Nighthawk Motorcycle Lovers!" group. >To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. >To unsubscribe from this group, send email to >[email protected]. >For more options, visit this group at >http://groups.google.com/group/nighthawk_love > >-- >You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups >"Nighthawk Motorcycle Lovers!" group. >To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. >To unsubscribe from this group, send email to >[email protected]. >For more options, visit this group at >http://groups.google.com/group/nighthawk_lovers?hl=en. > > >-- >You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups >"Nighthawk Motorcycle Lovers!" group. >To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. >To unsubscribe from this group, send email to >[email protected]. >For more options, visit this group at >http://groups.google.com/group/nighthawk_lovers?hl=en. > > >-- >You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups >"Nighthawk Motorcycle Lovers!" group. >To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. >To unsubscribe from this group, send email to >[email protected]. >For more options, visit this group at >http://groups.google.com/group/nighthawk_lovers?hl=en. > -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Nighthawk Motorcycle Lovers!" group. 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