----- Original Message ----- From: Paul Smeulders <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> <snip> > Geez, somebody give me something funny to write about. I'm looking around > for my sense of humour. Let me know if it turns up somewhere. I don't even > LIKE having opinions. > > Smeulders out. > To quote you in the last Spokesperson...."be careful what you wish for".....these jokes don't really have anything to do with cycling, but I thought they were funny, and somewhat satirical of the last thread. (This post also proves I read your whole email).
A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was so insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some stupid moron wants to buy a half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager found the boy and said "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?" "Canada, sir," the boy replied. "Well, why did you leave Canada...?" the manager asked. The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there." "Really..?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada!" The boy replied, "No kidding??? Who did she play for?" (teehee) -Rod P ------ To unsubscribe, send a blank message to [EMAIL PROTECTED] Club Office: [EMAIL PROTECTED], (613) 230-1064 Web/mailing list: [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.cyberus.ca/~obcweb Newsletter: [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.cyberus.ca/~obcweb/Newsletter ==^================================================================ EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?aVxiDo.a2i8p1 Or send an email To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] This email was sent to: [email protected] T O P I C A -- Register now to manage your mail! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/register ==^================================================================
