that's 'cause you present well and have knowledge

or.. to quote one of my favorite shows:

"he has much knowledge. we must build an altar and worship him"


:)


--- "Adams, Matthew (GEA, MABG, 088130)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
wrote:
> Actually, I had to miss this years (even though I was orginally
> schedule
> to give two presentations)  due to a medical situation.  I gave four
> the
> year
> before that.  
>  
> 
> ----
> Matt Adams - GE Appliances - [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> We have enough youth.
> How about a fountain of intelligence? 
> 
>  
> -----Original Message-----
> Sent: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 1:09 PM
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> 
> 
> 
> OK.  As the DBA Focus Area Manager for the IOUG, we do our best to
> weed out
> the fluff.  If you were at IOUG this year, you should have noticed a
> significant reduction in the marketing fluff and more technical
> content.
> Yes, some showmanship is necessary when giving a presentation, but
> the
> content has to be there.
> 
>  
> 
> Many people on this forum have submitted presentations to my track
> and then
> complained that they were not accepted.  Let me give you some
> concrete
> numbers.  This year, we received over 400 abstracts for the DBA track
> alone
> and accepted only 80.  If one slips through the cracks, it won't a
> second
> time.  Believe me when I say that 2002 was the best content-organized
> IOUG.
> 
> 
>  
> 
> Further comments?  Submit an abstract for 2003 and find out!!!
> 
>  
> 
> Thank You
> 
>  
> 
> Stephen P. Karniotis
> 
> Product Architect
> 
> Compuware Corporation
> 
> Direct:                   (248) 865-4350
> 
> Mobile:                  (248) 408-2918
> 
> Email:                      [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> 
> Web:                        www.compuware.com
> 
>  
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> Sent: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 12:39 PM
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> 
>  
> 
> unfortunately, I've seen this to be true at 
> many conferences, including the IOUG 
> and SEOUC. 
> 
> ---- 
> Matt Adams - GE Appliances - [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
> "Doing linear scans over an associative array is like 
> trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi." 
>     - Larry Wall (creator of Perl) 
> 
> -----Original Message----- 
> <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> ] 
> Sent: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 11:54 AM 
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L 
> 
>  
> 
> I'll bet a dynamic animated speaker chockful of amusing anecdotes
> whose
> presentation is technically weak scores better than a plodding
> monotonous
> one with better information to convey :)  Especialy if the audience
> is
> composed of nascent DBA's :)
> 
> Ian MacGregor 
> Stanford Linear Accelerator Center 
> [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
> 
> -----Original Message----- 
> Sent: Tuesday, June 25, 2002 5:09 PM 
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L 
> 
>  
> 
> one being a marketing venue, the other being a place where you can 
> learn from ohers experiences. 
> 
> and to clarify further, if you are a lousy presenter, giving bad 
> information, you get horrible scores and, since the selection process
> 
> is not blind, don't get asked back to present again. 
> 
> So having a list of many presentations, at various conferences, can
> be 
> an indicator of knowledge. 
> 
>  
> 
> --- "Karniotis, Stephen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: 
> > Let me clarify something.  It was at Oracle Open World, not IOUG-A 
> > Live 
> > where these presentations were made.  Please do not confuse the
> two!! 
> > 
> > Thank You 
> > 
> > Stephen P. Karniotis 
> > Product Architect 
> > Compuware Corporation 
> > Direct:       (248) 865-4350 
> > Mobile:       (248) 408-2918 
> > Email:        [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
> > Web:  www.compuware.com 
> > 
> >  -----Original Message----- 
> > Sent: Tuesday, June 25, 2002 5:41 PM 
> > To:   Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L 
> > Subject:      RE: the ora certified masters cert, yet again 
> > 
> > A tip o' the hat to all authors and presenters.  However writing a 
> > book 
> > makes no one an expert on anything.  There are Oracle books 
> > containing 
> > fabulous stories of what happens when a tablespace is put in backup
> 
> > mode, 
> > and while quite entertaining they do not further a correct 
> > understanding of 
> > Oracle.  Authors take the time to put what they believe to be true
> on 
> > paper. 
> > It's often what they have been told, not what they have learned on 
> > their 
> > own.  Richard Niemiec's sp? tuning books have been trashed recently
> 
> > because 
> > they tout buffer hit ratios; however there was a consensus in the 
> > Oracle 
> > community that these were important.  It took Cary Millsap's paper 
> > and a new 
> > tuning paradigm introduced by Gaja Vaidyanatha, Kirtikumar
> Deshpande, 
> > and 
> > John Kostelac Jr. to direct us to something more useful. 
> Personally, 
> > I was 
> > using wait events before Gaja's book, but I was also trying to keep
> 
> > the hit 
> > ratio's high as a part of the "consensus".  If I had written a book
> 
> > before 
> > seeing Cary's paper! 
> > ! 
> > , it 
> > would have touted hit ratios.  I don't believe "Oracle 101 
> > Performance 
> > Tuning" is a perfect book;  it doesn't properly address data 
> > collection 
> > needs. 
> > 
> > Why would authorship and presentations be worth more than an OCP? 
> > The OCP 
> > says that you have achieved a standard.  One can debate whether
> that 
> > standard has any meaning.  There is no standard at all for 
> > authors/presenters.  It does seem however that many OCP holders
> know 
> > far 
> > less than their certificate would indicate, and some authors are
> more 
> > expert 
> > than their books convey.  A good author of Oracle tomes and 
> > presentations 
> > needs a clearer understanding of the subject matter than an OCP. 
> 
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